Spring Adventures

So my dear readers, I know I have been very negligent in writing as of late. I apologize, but I do have a good excuse. With all this talk of Spring Fever and my suggestion that you, dear readers, write in with your sexy affairs in search for spring time fever, I decided I was being a little hypocritical with all talk and suggestion, but no action. Cowardly I know. But I have spent the past two-weeks rectifying that situation. And oh, ohh, ohhhhh the stories I could tell!!! It is really too bad for you that I am such a private person!

Spring fever aside, another nice little spring adventure just fell in my lap. I AM GOING TO BANFF!!!!! That’s right for The Banff World Television Festival!! Gotta phone call last night from an ex-lover and he invited me to town for the week thinking I’d get a kick out of being in town for the television fest, which of course I will, and an old flame is never a bad way to turn up the spring heat!

Banff

Have yet to figure out the whole plan, but word on the street has it that our friends – Kris Krug, Megan Cole and Erica Hargreave of Raincity Studios and Bridging Media will be in Banff covering both nextMEDIA and the Banff TV Fest of all things! So am definitely keeping my eye on those cats, as you know that they’re bound to be at all of the best parties!

Also thinking that I’ll sign up for Sunday’s Golf Tournament, as rumor has it that a lot of the big players tee off their festival this way and I have heard that it swings off the week on a nice, relaxing stroke. That aside, am definitely signing up for the Tuesday at the festival as none other then Kim Cattrall of Sex and the City will be there!!!!! And I have to meet a gal that so clearly reminds me of Miss Kittyn on the big screen! My ex-lover also tells me that the barbecue on Tuesday night is somewhat of a Banff legend that is making it’s first debut after several years on hiatus.

A Very Sexy Gal

The other days will be all about the meetings that I can schedule. Gotta get on that (pretty much right NOW!). The focus – definitely a literary agent – it is time to figure out what I can really do with that book I am writing – and with the release of Sexy in the City on the big screen, there definitely isn’t a better time than right now. Am also feeling particularly voyeuristic these days, so who knows, maybe it is time for that acting agent too!

More from the Rockies my dear fans!

Kisses,

Emme

Only Me!!!!!!

Hidden

So many of you know that I do some acting. Which I do and I enjoy to do, but I don’t really expect anybody to recognize me. Really the only time anyone “recognizes me” is when somebody who already knows me sees me in a commercial. I don’t get stop in the street with comments such as “aren’t you Emme Rogers” or “your the girl from…”. Most of the characters that I play transform both my “look” and “my personality” into a totally different person. Like when I play a totally sexually out there 20-something punk gal in black lip stick and not wearing much more than a few layered pieces of fishnets and mesh clothing. Wildly exhilarating, but not recognizable as the Emme you know and love. So no, I keep a fairly low profile as an actor and I like it that way. Nobody knows where I live or even cares – thank goodness.

Well that all went to Hell this morning!

Was spending a quiet morning plugging away on the computer, catching up with some of the people that I love but have been neglecting. Not caring about the current state of my bed head or the fact that I was wearing an especially comfy, yet ratty pair of pjs, because really who was I entertaining. And then the doorbell rings ………

Three young “tweens” (as we’d call them in the biz) were standing at the door with garbage bags. Apparently they were doing a bottle drive for school. “Did I have any bottles?” Well, I know dear readers, that this will come as a shock to you as naturally you see me as perfect in every way (don’t worry you are not the only deluded soul out there), but one of my small imperfections is this knack for letting my recycled bottles pile up on the deck for months at a time, until a few snide comments from friends about my deck resembling that off an alcoholics provokes me to finally load up the car and make the trip to the bottle depot.

So did I ever have bottles!!! In fact, this morning happened to be one of the times when that pile had grown to an especially embarrassingly large size. I had the gals come round to the deck and was thrilled to load them up with bottles. Quickly their three large garbage bags were full (they had after all visited a few of my neighbors too) and were going to come back shortly for the rest.

Bottle Drive

Photo by Simon Barnes

Well they did come back. And they brought reinforcements – two other gals – one of which looked strangely familiar to me – but really that was very unlikely – just must have seen her playing in the neighborhood. So I start to load the girls up with a few cases of beer and as I lay the case in the gals arms that looked familiar she pipes up with “Emme – right!?! You have a tv show!?!”

Recognition hits me as it hits the kid. I do know this kid and from the only children’s series I have ever done. We did some market research on her class in a school district far, far away from where we were currently standing, but she had moved. She was especially memorable, because she was so funny! There class had helped to choose a name for the show and apparently thought I was a celebrity and aside from just wanting my autograph, they had all wanted me to sign their hands and were “never going to wash them again”. This was the kid that had started that craze spreading through the classroom. And here I was handing her and her new friends cases of beer bottles!!!!

Thank goodness they just missed the on-again-off-again male roomie walking down the stairs in nothing but his underwear!

Male Roomie

A Public Service Announcement: Facebook Friend or Foe

I have to admit that I was initially quite leary of Facebook, because I have had a tendency to attract stalkers since the early age of 10. And NO – THIS IS NOT BECAUSE I HAVE SLEPT WITH THEM – as one reader suggested in an email to me this morning in response to yesterday’s post. For the record, I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH ANY OF MY STALKERS!!!!!!

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So naturally with stalkers and all, I have tended to keep a fairly low key online existence – no online dating, my space account …etc. That is until I finally buckled from the pressure of invite after invite and folded – becoming friends with Facebook. Have to say the friendship blossomed quickly with several blasts from the past, a new work day distraction of taking on the masses at Scrabbulus. But it seemed safe enough. I quickly confided in Facebook to “block” the one ex-lover that had turned psychotically Jekyll and Hyde on me – deleting my existence forever from his Facebook reality. But it didn’t take long before the stalkers started finding me through Facebook. I mean Facebook does get around after all! And to make it worse they were stalkers that fell into my business world! So whats a gal to do!?! I couldn’t very well turn down their invitations to be “friends”, so I started asking Facebook to limit the information they gave to certain “friends”. Specifically limit my status, when I am online and access to my friends.

I have since enjoyed a blissful relationship with Facebook. That is until yesterday when I was stabbed in the back. I am sure this was not done intentionally, but thought I would warn the rest of you in case anyone else ends up in a similar predicament.

facebook-chat.jpg This story of betrayal began with the advent of Facebook’s latest fashion statement – the instant messaging accessory. Initially wasn’t sure about this particular accessory, but I have to admit after a few sweet conversations it has grown on me. Until late yesterday afternoon when I saw it clash against my profile. Within the span of 10-minutes two of my stalkers, who were supposed to be screened against when I was online, were instant messaging me – knowing that I was there working hard on computer (or in truth trying to annihilate a few friends in Scrabbulus) – I felt so exposed – so naked!!!

After further investigation, I discovered that it was likely not the fault of this new accessory, but rather that Facebook had upgraded their Privacy closet and left a few of their confidences behind in the move – namely my limited profile settings!!! Now I know that Facebook has the best of intentions, so I am not going to dissolve my friendship over this phoepa. Everyone makes mistakes – forgive and forget. But I will make a point of reminding Facebook from time to time who they can and cannot share my secrets with. I suggest that you dear readers might wish to do the same, just in case they have forgotten with you too.

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Damn Spring Fever or Why I Have Decided to Start Exercising More……

Okay – I don’t know about the rest of you, but spring is definitely in the air. Those @^%^^$&*& pheromone are flying everywhere. Originally I was Miss Calm Collected – “I will write about spring time animal instincts of the rest of nature”, but as for me I wasn’t really feeling it and besides Mr What If (aka Scaredy Squirrel) kept floating in and out of my life, so my thoughts were a little preoccupied, being kept away from the raw animal instincts of spring, especially as Mr What If isn’t exactly in the 604.

Well that’s all been thrown out of the window now! Seeing as every which way I turn the raw primal nature of Spring keeps smacking me upside the head – that God damn Darwinistic adaptation of nature designed for survival of the species – SEX!!!!!! Bloody flowers flaunting all of their sexy bits for all the world to see.

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Photo by Noah Bulgaria

Now being a single gal this shouldn’t really be a problem as why shouldn’t I be able to enjoy my sexuality and have a bit of a spring fling of my own. Well you see it is just not that simple -

1) Because I have only ever slept with people I care about and for me sex is totally mental, so it has to be with someone I care about.

2) I don’t want to fuck some guy up in the head that really cares about me, because I have a bit of spring fever. (And I have done this before – on more than one occasion – and I do seem to fuck them up)

3) Most of the men in my life I work with and I never want people think I achieved anything by “sleeping with a guy” and this is just so cliche of my industry. I was horrified on one occasion to actually have a not so gentlemanly fellow try the “old casting couch routine” on me, as he suggested of all things that he had a starring role for me in his documentary. All I can say is he’d better have been talking about the role of the host.

4) I work in the most gossipy industry and even though I don’t think I am anybody in it, I can’t even go to a screening with a guy without it being all around town the next day. No joke – this actually happened – got calls the next day from people that weren’t there asking who the “hunk” was that I’d been spotted on a date with. The “hunk” in question was just a friend – a happily married friend – so I had to do some quick clean-up on that one. And I am finding it increasingly difficult to go out anywhere in Van City without running into people I know. Goodness only knows what the rumors will be after I am spotted at the opera for a second time in one week with one of my male business colleagues.

5) Oh and to top it all off, a friend recently told me that he believes every time you sleep with someone new you leave a bit of your soul behind with them!!! And I can’t get that bloody thought out of my head. Lovely thought for someone who has been happily married since their early 20s, but what about the rest of us. Horrible suggestion as it suggests we should remain celibate or turn into soulless shadows.

So what is a girl to do!?! Substitute – chocolate and exercise – and lots of it!!!

Indulge

Photo by Kit

Yours frustratedly,

Emme