Unleash Your Inner Freak This Christmas

In case you didn’t notice on flickr, I am ‘unleashing my inner freak’ this Christmas with the designs of Salty Bean!

A Salty Bean Original by you.

Photo by Lola May

In all seriousness though (cause let’s face it I don’t just leave Christmas for unleashing my inner freak), one of my favourite new Vancouver designers has a couple craft fairs coming up and for no other reason, then that I want her to be successful so she keeps making cool stuff for me to outfit myself, my family and my many nieces with, I am thinking it might be in my best interest to share this little gem with the rest of you cats.

So whom is this designer that I speak?  The brand is Salty Bean and the designers are a mom and daughter team, Jen Hong and Morgan. They started by making dolls / mini monsters that caught my eye, as they have some that are actually anatomically correct.  Since then they’ve started on clothing, key chains, bags, hats and whatever else titillates their imagination.

Cute little beans by you.

Where can you find them?  Well – this weekend, November 29th and 30th, they will be at the Women’s Winter Faire from 11 am to 6 pm at Heritage Hall at 3102 Main St (at the corner of 15th).  If you can’t make this weekend, they will be there again on the weekend of December 20th and 21st at the same bat time and same bat place.

Just be aware, if you get between me and a Salty Bean design that I want, I bite.

See you there this weekend!

Emme

Vote for a Van Sexy (by Saturday Nov 29th)

Not surprisingly, Van City’s sexy and savvy blogging community is making headlines again.  This time with the 2008 Canadian Blog Awards.  The first round of finalists are up and at my count there are 20 different Vancouver blogs in the mix.  A few nominated in several categories.

Ideas on Tap (October '08) by outcome3.com.
Photo by Outcome 3

One Sexy In Van blogged about boy, hummingbird604, has been nominated in a whopping three categories – Best Blog, Best Local Blog, and Best Personal Blog.  Congratulations Raul! Obviously your typing is just as enrapturing as the way you sashay your way through a room.

Rebecca and myself by Raul P.

And of course, what sort of blogging awards would this be without Sexy In Van blogged about gal, Miss604.  This Van Sexy darling has been nominated to two categories – Best Blog and Best Local Blog. I’d be shocked if we don’t see Rebecca in the final round of voting. Work it girl, work it – oh yeah your sexy! (In case you’re wondering, yes I’ve clearly decide to start drinking in the morning now)

New Miss604.com Look by miss604.

Also nominated in two categories are Matthew Good in Best Blog and Best Personal Blog and VanCityBuzz in Best Local Blog and Best New Blog.  Way to go guys!

So go and vote for your favorite blog.  Round 1 of voting (based on my calculations) is from Sunday November 23 – Saturday November 29.  Round 2 with the final finalist will be from Sunday November 30 – Saturday December 6.

Here are all the Van Sexies nominated  (in no particular order) and the categories to which they’ve been nominated to!  Best of luck and plenty of kisses to all the nominees.

Best Blog

  • Miss604.com (Rebecca Bollwitt)
  • Hummingbird604.com (Raul)
  • Matthewgood.org

Best Cultural / Entertainment Blog

Best Humor Blog

Best Local Blog

Best New Blog

  • VanCityBuzz

Best Personal Blog

Best Podcaster/Vlogger

Best Professional/Career Blog

Best Sci/Tech Blog

Not Such A Sexy Evening

One of the challenges with being sexy in van city is reminding yourself your still sexy during the most unsexiest of moments.  Having grown up as an accident prone tomboy with a compulsive habit of chewing on my fingernails, I have had more than my share of such moments.  Perhaps this why it took me to reaching my 30s before truly embracing my sexiness.  For many other women, their 20s were their sexiest time as after marrying and having kids, they’ve forgotten that they are sexy beings and begun to think of themselves as a two-legged milk machine. This is Lola’s battle, she’s as sexy as all get out, but after her second child is having trouble remembering just that.

Lazy Cow - Flatford, Dedham, Essex, England - Sunday June 10th 2007 - Highest Explore position - #1 on June 14 2007.WOW!!.:O):O):O) by law_keven.
Photo by Keven Law
Today I also had one of those days. It started well – got a full nights sleep for once & enjoyed a great day of work.  Struggled with a bit of diarrhea in the afternoon, but wasn’t about to let a runny little thing like that ruin my day.  It was upon arriving home that the day went awry – starting with now burning diarrhea, followed by seriously slicing my hand open with a cheese knife (a cheese knife of all things & it’s still bleeding 6 hours later – I probably should have had it stitched).  The rush of blood everywhere caused me to get woozy and pass out for an hour and a half, at which point I woke up with a still burning bum (actually contemplating ointment), feeling woozy and to find that now it hurts to swallow.  As I started snorting and coughing up sputum (my fancy vocab for phlegm), I climbed in the bath and then into my pjs for a wee bit of comfort and am now curled up on the couch with a gals best friend, her cute, little pussy cat.
cowboy pjs on the radiator by australian_overanalyzer.
Photo by Yvette

So why am I telling you this story?  It clearly isn’t sexy.  I’m telling it, because we all have our non-sexy moments, but it is so important to not allow those moments to override the fact that we are all sexy beings. Sexiness is a state of mind & it is a state of being that can be so empowering and make us feel so wonderful.  I joke about taking scandalous dance classes with Glam Cat, but the truth is those classes are so empowering and have been instrumental in my embracing my sexiness.  And luckily as I feel like crap tonight, I have my guardian kitty, Princess Fuzzywiggle Furrypants, looking after me and letting me know I’m loved.  That and a bottle of brandy that one of the latest wooers left in the kitchen.  So hot lemon honeys with brandy it is!

Night all you sexy things and don’t ever forget that you’re sexy,

Emme

Just for the Girls: Warming Up Winter Nights

Don’t know how the rest of you cats are spending your nights and warming up this winter, but here’s how I’ll be doing it …..

Aerobic Strip Tease Photo Montage by Kittyn

Aerobic Strip Tease by emmerogers.

Here goes nothing ….

Sweet & Slow by emmerogers.
Slow & Sweet
Undressing in the Name of Exercise by emmerogers.
OH MY GOD – here goes my top!!!!!
Here goes nothing by you.
You didn’t think I was going to give you a full frontal – did you?
Think of it as dress-up in reverse by you.
Clearly I’m shy…..
Clearly I'm shy by you.
I’d show you more, but clearly I have nothing left to take off.  Personally I like to think of this as dress up in reverse, because it’s just as hilarious.  You like dress up, don’t you?
peek-a-boo by you.

No, I haven’t given up my day job to see if I can make more money dancing in ‘the ballet’!!  Just taking a few of Glam Cat’s dance classes to keep me limber and ready to take my brother and his buddies on at our yearly Boxing Day hockey match on the pond.  In case, any of you gals want to join in registration is on-going and classes are weekly on Fridays and Sundays.  Really who needs church when you can wake up dancing sexy?  Oh yaah and it’s just the innocence of playing dress up.  So this next week I’m trying to decide – school girl, stewardess, french maid ……..? Suggestions?

Sexily yours,

Emme

Combating Hibernation Ever So Slowly & Sexily

I am not a Chipmunk, so I have to remind myself that I am not preparing to hibernate for winter.  Meaning that I don’t need to be eating all the fatty foods that have been so tempting as of late and I don’t need to slow down my metabolism and activity levels for winter. After all I am a Canadian gal and I do need to be in tip top shape for a season of winter sports.  I mean really gals why cuddle up on a couch when you can go for a romantic moonlight snowshoe, skate a top of a mountain, enjoy a picnic of bread, cheese and mulled wine whilst taking a jaunt on local cross-country ski trails. And in my mind this is ten times sexier (well at least more amusing) when you can skate circles around your date and ‘accidentally’ knock him into the snowbank when he is least expecting.

Winter Date by Eltjo Poort.

Photo by Eltjo Poort

Combating the early stages of northern hibernation by reminding myself that I am a sexy goddess and should make myself feel as such by taking some extra special aerobic dance classes.  Fortuitously coinciding with this craving to ‘bring back sexy’, my favorite ‘sexy’ dance instructor, the Glam Cat, has returned from her year long hiatus. Just not the same with anyone else, as she has me laughing so hard that I forget what a workout I am getting until I wonder why my hips are so tired afterwards.  Plus she makes every woman, no matter what age, shape, size or age feel like the sexy devil that they should.

Aradia Fitness by Urban Mixer.
Photo by Raj Taneja

So the details for any Van City Gals that want to join me (and I believe Kittyn, a Dose of Lunacy, the Firefly & Van City’s Wild Woman):

Strutting Your Stuff with the Glam Cat

Instructor: Glam Cat (aka Caroline of JuiceBox Radio & Beauty Nights

Cost: Varies Per Class (Payment can be made by cash or cheque)

Location: A Dance Studio between False Creek & Main St (Caroline will give you the address)

Signing Up: Call or email Caroline at (778) 885-4526 or glamcat007@yahoo.ca

Classes starting this weekend (November 14th & 16th):

Strip Tease: Fridays 6-7pm (starting November 14th)    $15 / class
This fun and sexy workout will whip you into shape.  Over the next four Fridays, you will learn a sexy school girl styled striptease.  Be prepared to sweat as you learn to take off, layer by layer down to your yoga garb.  Besides your yoga garb, please bring button down shirt, skirt, tie, bra and underwear and heels to wear on top.

Wakeup Sexy: Sunday mornings 10-11am (starting November 16)    $15 / class
This sexy stretch class will help strengthen your body as well as deepen your flexibility.  Please bring your own yoga matt and be prepared to leave feeling refreshed, relaxed and fresh.

Future Classes: To be started as soon as we get people signed up for them.

Abs, Butt and Thigh Burlesque Blast: Sundays 11-12pm                                                                                  This sexy workout will strengthen your core and your the amount of saucy in your strut.  Bring bras, underwear, gloves, etc

Sexy Chair Dance: Sundays 12-1pm                                                                                      This pussy cat dolls styled class is a combination of chair fit, fosse and so much more.  This cardio class will tone and work your entire body and leave you feeling sexy and feeling like you worked your butt off.

Centre Stage: Sundays 1-2pm For advanced students only.                                                                                      This sexy pole dance class combines chair, burlesque and pole in the same session.  Through interval training, you will get an intense workout in all that is sexy dance.  Developing stage presence through this circuit class that will leave you too breathless to get nervous.

Get Ready for the Stage: Four two hour sessions with a performance at the Penthouse is TBA

And yes, gentlemen we are indeed discussing learning how to do the ‘late night ballet’.  And no, you’re not invited. You’ll just have to use your imaginations to fantasize as to what goes on in these dance classes (or date me and if you are extra lucky, I may give you a reenactment).

Kisses,

Emme