Valentines for Moi!?!

happy valentines day - pink gerbera with a heart of chocolate! by Vanessa Pike-Russell.

Well, I am pleased to say that to date, despite the yowling of Miss Fuzzywiggle and her Royal Majesty Queen Kittyn all of the love letters that have come in have been for little old me!!!!  Definitely feeling the love this Valentines, not that I don’t feel it everyday from my close friends, family and little Miss Fuzzywiggle Furrypants.

So here are the first few:

In the form of tweets from a couple of Van City’s sexiest gals and my female lovers -

@saltybean “I love you!”

@monicahamburgI love you. I hate snow.”

Northern Voice Dinner by John Biehler.
Miss Hamburg bearing her oh so sexy come hither look.
Photo by John Biehler

Love the two of you too!!!  That said, I want a date that likes the snow, I know that neither one of you are that girl.  As for your unCanadian-like snow hating, I am thinking we could take that up in a therapy session.

Finally a bit of email love, from my whisperer of sweet SEO nothings:

il fait chaude (x) by the Frankfurt School.

Dear Emme,

Oh to be able to open an bottle of wine in front of the fire while we choose a new theme for SexyInVanCity. To linger over Ubuntu updates on matching netbooks and sit snuggled watching the downloads. But alas, I cannot be so lucky. For my heart has been claimed by another.

If our paths had crossed sooner, I’d be able to share chocolate dipped strawberries and champagne while we look for new adornments for our laptops.

Later we’d shop online to buy romantic things, find clever ecards, and sweet nothings.

If my heart were free I could send you DMs of how wonderful and sexy you are. How you are adored and loved, and yet I can’t.

I can only watch with jealousy the man who gets to share your company.

Oh to be your geek…

I am, however, the geek for a lovely operatic soprano who is my world.

The bittersweetness of it all…

Hot, damn hot.  Dangerous though, for the fear of an unrequanted love and how could a gal not fall in love with the whisperings of SEO nothings.

Hmmm….. what to do????  Any other contenders?  There is still time to get your letters in. Due to my schedule tomorrow (or today – looking at the time and early hour), I am actually extending entries to midnight tonight (Thursday) and then will announce the winner in the wee hours of Friday morning.

Cat Fights, Love Letters & a Winter Date Write Off

Okay after some hissing, yowling, spitting, and scratching we have come to a compromise.

Meow – FFR here.

Hey Fuzzy ….ouch ….okay Fab Feline Royale it is then – just don’t swat my writing hands, these are what pay for your top of the market, gourmet kitty chow.  Okay everyone, ‘FFR’ wants you to know that all the hissing, yowling, spitting and scratching came from Kittyn, who apparently is having issues about being told she is no longer the top cat in these parts. My official statement, however, is one of gushing pride that my fuzzy, little child is so brilliant as to learn how to type and write English. OUCH…. okay, okay ‘FFR’, I will stop gushing, but there is NO WAY I am referring to you as the Master.

cat fight 1 by audreym.
Definitely Reminiscent of Kittyn & FFR earlier
Photo by Audrey M

So we digress, our compromise, post cat fight from the two divas – is that it is now ‘Love Letter to the gals & Goddes… OUCH…..Okay ….’Love Letters to the Goddess & gals‘ …. and NO ‘FFR’, I am NOT putting ‘& gals’ in brackets.

To encourage you cats to write us cats loads of Valentines, we have a new contest announcement.  Cypress Mountain has given us four passes for the Chocolate Fondue Snowshoe Tour. Thanks Cypress! Apparently Lola & ‘FFR’ don’t do snow, so Kittyn & I are giving away two dates to two lucky Vancouverites to join us this coming Saturday night – February 7th.  Yes – apparently this is the only way we can get dates, we’re not dwelling on that though.

lodge by ToddBF.

Hollyburn Lodge on Cypress Mountain

Photo by Todd Farrell

Heres how to win.  Write a love letter to any of us …..OUCH….. NO I am not saying to the Goddess – your not even coming on the date .. thats to any of us – the Goddess (see I mentioned you first). Kittyn, Lola or myself by Thursday noon.  We will then select our two favorite love letters to accompany us on the date.  We’ll announce this by midnight Thursday.

Send your love letters to: goddess@sexyinvancity.com, kittyn@sexyinvancity.com, lola@sexyinvancity.com or emme@sexyinvancity.com and we will post them. Alternatively you can send them via twitter, facebook or flickr (yes that means carefully selected photos will be considered love letters too).

Oh and ladies – you’re eligible too.  A Dose of Lunacy? Madame Strutt? Canadian Coal Girl?  You know you sexy things are just dying to go on a date with me – so get writing.

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Snowshoeing at Cypress Mountain
Photo by Jordan Dawe

In case, you’re curious here are the details on the date you’d win:

What: Chocolate Fondue Snowshoe Tour at Cypress Mountain with Kittyn & Emme

When: Saturday February 7th, 2009 from 6:30 – 9:30 pm

Where: Cypress Mountain

From the Cypress Website: Experience a 1.5 hr snowshoe through the woods and glades of Hollyburn Plateau on your way to the warming hut.  First we’ll warm up from the inside with a mug of steaming hot chocolate or spiced apple cider.  Then enjoy a dessert of chocolate fondue with a variety of fruits and angel food cake; surrounded by romantic candle-light and soaking up the heat of a traditional wood-burning stove.