Griswald Family Vacations with Teddy: Renewing My Appreciation for Sarah Silverman and Masturbation

Blackened Pork Chops Saskatchewan-style

Teddy poising with one of our blackened pork chops Saskatchewan-style!

 

Some of you that were following along on twitter, G+ or facebook last night might have been wondering, “What the FU#%$^@#$@#!???”  Well, you see I was and I am enjoying a long overdue Griswald Family Vacation with Teddy in Saskatchewan, and as is generally the case when Teddy and I travel together, after our blackened chicken (& pork chops) Saskatchewan-style, the conversation moved on to more worldly topics …

“So Sarah Silverman just came out with this rap on masterbation … so yeah, what was my point???”

 

“Ok, I don’t remember my point on the Sarah Silverman masterbation rap video, only that it was a touchy subject.”

Curious, this led to a search for ‘Sarah Silverman mastribation’ on youtube and the inevitable debate, which after a glass or two of wine, we had online as to whether mastribation was spelled ‘mastribate’ or ‘masterbate’. Luckily for us, the act of mastribating has never required a licensing test, as as we discover we were both wrong, it’s MASTURBATE.

So the video …

 

 

… seems we didn’t need to know how to spell masturbate to find that either, only ‘Sarah Silverman Perfect Nights’. Rather apropos for our perfect night!

Ford Escape ~ a Road Tripping Tease

I love road tripping!  Last year alone I drove Vancouver to Toronto twice, and to and from Toronto to Memphis.   I love listening to tunes in the car, catching up in person with friends I rarely see as I drive on by, meeting delightful characters (like Ross Neilsen) in the most unexpected of places, and rolling into small communities to discover some great diner, eavesdropping on the conversations of the locals. For this reason, as my latest trip from Vancouver to Toronto approached, I dearly wanted to drive (and was somewhat jealous of a friend that did drive Vancouver to Calgary for their winter holidays).  I’d done the drive in the Autumn and the drive in the Spring, so the idea of the drive in the Winter, very much appealed to me, to hit the road and see the winter beauty of  5 Provinces ahead of me. Alas, I wanted to maximize the time with family and friends in Ontario over the Winter Holidays, and not cause my Mom undue stress to her health, so I flew.  But all the while I kept thinking about my test drive road trip in the 2013 Ford Escape, imaging how ideal it would have been for such a road trip through Canada’s Wintery Wonderland.

 

Carlos, Lucy Duck and our Ford Escape for the Day, the Green Lantern

Carlos, Lucy Duck and our Ford Escape for the Day, the Green Lantern

 

I’ll get into the hilarity and adventurous fun of Jill Amery‘s and my day together on our Ford Escape for a Day Adventure this past Autumn, over on Roamancing, as it really was a wonderful day’s escape in our own backyard.

 

Jill, Lucy and I in our Ford Escape for the Day, The Green Lantern

Jill, Lucy and I in our Ford Escape for the Day, The Green Lantern

 

Below, however, I shall focus on a few of the elements that really made a rather desirable road tripping vehicle for me:

Comfy Driving

A must, if you are driving any sort of distance.

 

If Jill can drive all day in these, you know the Ford Escape has got to be comfortable!

If Jill can drive all day in these, you know the Ford Escape has got to be comfortable!

 

Safe

Well, I think this video says it all …

 

 

… if we could walk out of the vehicle alive, after Jill’s driving there, you know it’s a damn safe drive!

Foot Activated Trunk Entry (Hands-Free Liftgate)

With my level of clumsiness, this is a feature that has been long overdue in my life.  The best part of this, is that it works best if you gracefully sashay your foot under the rear bumper, making you feel like quite the fabulous dame!

Phantom Parking (aka Rear View Camera and Active Park Assist)

… or as Jill liked to call it, Poltergeist Parking. She was much better at this than me, as I kept getting nervous, and rather than focus on my mamba dancing, I’d grab for the wheel.

 

 

A Car That Talks to Me (aka Voice-Activated Navigation & Command Center)

Now, while I admit to not being the best with voice command technologies, I do see the appeal to this, having had to pull over the car to look things up on my phone, answer my phone, and change CDs on a road trip.  Once we get over our differences and become more familiar with each others isms, I am sure Siri and I will become the best of friends.

In-Car Charger for my Tech

Brilliant! Exactly what the road trip aficionado needs. Thank you!

Push Button Start

For when it’s cold out, you can actually start up the car before you get in it, which once again would have made this brilliant as a winter road tripping vehicle.

Sky Light

For soaking up the sun, cloud spotting, and star gazing, when I inevitably crash in the car for the night, along a country road or in a park somewhere.

 

Enjoying soaking in the rays through the sky light!

Enjoying soaking in the rays through the sky light!

 

Environmentally Aware

Highly important to me, as despite loving the road trip, I want to do whatever I can to limit my environmental footprint.  Plus, this vehicle is designed for bringing a few friends along for the ride.

 

One of the Ford Escapes Eco-Features.

One of the Ford Escapes Eco-Features.

 

So all in all? …

 

 

Thanks to Highview Communications and BC Ford Canada for inviting me to join in the fun, adventure that was the day.

PS. In Full Disclosure: As always, the opinions and thoughts shared here are my own and honest ones. I am bought out by no one. In the spirit of disclosure, it should be noted that on this trip, my expenses were paid by Ford Canada, as a guest of Highview Communications.

Happy (belated) St. Patrick’s Day!

I’m a Canadian Mutt ~ meaning that my ancestry comes from a hodge podge of different nations. Proudly included within that mix is a wee touch of the Irish, and the sense to know that green beer is just wrong.  After nearly ending up in Ireland this past autumn, I pined for that Irish experience this St. Patrick’s Day.  I thirsted for a real Guinness and my toes were tapping ready to kick out at any moment into a jig. I was in Vancouver though, and had yet to actually raise a pint in pub in Ireland.  All was not lost, however, as Gastown‘s The Irish Heather, did at least offer me as authentic an Irish Pub experience, as could be found this far West of Ireland ~ might have been the North American version of the Guinness, but their was no fake green beer to be had, plenty of good looking Irish gents in their Sunday best, and some seriously talented Irish Dancers.  Just see for yourself …

 

 

… and being Canada, we did need to add a bit of our own Irish flavour to the day, with Great Big Sea, as really, what would a Canadian St. Patrick’s Day be without them.

 

 

Happy (belated) St. Patrick’s Day to all hiding a wee bit of the Irish in their soul!

Peanut Butter & Blue Cheese, Avocado & Chocolate

I feel the need after that title to emphatically state, “No, I am not pregnant.  Or at least not unless, unbeknownst to me, I have been artificially been impregnated by aliens.”  And I am fairly certain the latter has not occurred.  What has occurred, however, is that I have been introduced to a few rather bizarre, but bloody divine food combination these past couple of weeks.

The first for those of you that have yet to enlighten your taste buds, is peanut butter and blue cheese on toast.

 

Click on this photo for a pixengo to my audio reaction to bizarrely scrumptious dish.

Click on this photo for a pixengo to my audio reaction to this bizarrely scrumptious dish.

 

This was inspired by a picture of a rather gooey peanut butter, blue cheese and bacon sandwich from Nat & Tim of A Cook Not Mad (rather fitting name, based on the current food discussion). Now while, I didn’t have bacon in the house, I did have a fresh loaf of bread, peanut butter and blue cheese, and after one of these, this became my lunchtime go-to for a week, it was so scrumptious.

Since sharing a pixengo of this, I have been told that the following combinations are also quite tasty:

  • “A Peanut Butter, Bacon and Tomato Sandwich (PB BLT)” ~ Ralph Talmont
  • “Peanut Butter and Egg on Toast” ~ Monica

Will definitely have to try those once I’ve made a trip to the bakery and the butcher.  Just have to ask Monica, what style of an egg.

My second rather scrumptious oddity is chocolate pudding made from avocado of all things.

 

Click on the photo to be taken to a pixengo of my audio reaction to this tantalizing delight!

Click on the photo to be taken to a pixengo of my audio reaction to this tantalizing delight!

 

This tantalizing recipe was shared with by Kana Yamashita:

Whip together 1 avocado with 3 tablespoons of cocoa powder and 1 tablespoon of honey.

Now according to Kana this makes enough for 1 serving, but personally loving it, but finding it quite rich, I’d say that makes approximately 4 servings.  Perfect for a small dinner party!

Enjoy!

Let me know what you think, tell if you have modified concoctions of your own, or let me know of other food oddities that you enjoy. Thanks!

Kisses,

Emme   xoxo

 

 

CBC, Peter Mansbridge, Sook-Yin Lee & Stratford Doing It Gangnam Style

I LOVE CBC Radio!  In fact I’d go so far as to say it is my favourite programming – radio, TV or digital.  The digital world just makes it better, as it means I can get video clips from the Shows and get involved in their various discussions across platforms online.  As I tend to listen to the CBC Radio in the car, I’ll often get so into a program that when I get to my various destinations, I’ll continue to sit in the car to hear the end of the Show.  So if my neighbours think I am weird for sitting in the parking garage in my car, that is CBC Radio’s fault.

Take today for instance.  I was just on a quick jaunt to the grocery store, when I hear Gangnam Style playing on CBC Radio, and I am thinking what the **^&$#%@???  Had somebody tampered with the station???  Or at least that’s what I was thinking, until on came Sook-Yin Lee.  Seems this was DNTO doing a program on dance.

 

Courtesy of Korea.net

Courtesy of Korea.net

 

Now if you have yet to hear of Gangnam Style, I will refrain from asking if you live under a rock, instead I will direct you to a post I wrote a few months back ~ My Apologies in Advance …    As I mention in that post, then I was not really sure what to make of this dance, only that I was like a deer caught in the headlights with it, not being able to pull my eyes away.  3-months later, however, which included being sent a video of Young Master Mason and Little Miss Mason dancing Gangnam Style in their Halloween costumes, a hockey rink full of kids breaking out Gangnam Style mid game when the song started to play, a Mindcraft Gangnam Parody (of all things), I have to admit I’m guiltily hooked and will admit that I’m now like those kids at the ice hockey rink, breaking it out Gangnam Style whenever I hear the song.

So why exactly was Sook-Yin Lee interviewing Peter Mansbridge about Gangnam Style???  I clearly had to continue sitting in the car to find out.  Seems Mr. Mansbridge’s wife works for the Stratford Festival and they had decided to create their own Gangnam Style Parody. One element was missing though ~ a mark ~ or rather dance challenged individual.  Up pipes Mrs. Mansbridge, “Oh, my husband Peter can do it!”  Bless her heart, as of course she hadn’t asked him.  And bless his heart for doing it … with the shingles!

 

 

If that just doesn’t endear you with the man, perhaps this will as Mr. Mansbridge tries to teach Sook-Yin Lee to do it Gangnam Style in a glass walled office at the CBC:

 

 

How can you not love these two characters!  Thank you for being you Peter Mansbridge and Sook-Yin Lee!