Wow, it’s true what they say about food in America. They like to give you unnecessary mega sizes! I took my kids to the movies and ordered a popcorn combo so I could save 75 cents. We ordered 1 large popcorn and 2 drinks with an extra cup to share amongst the 3 of us. My eyeballs popped out of my head when they handed it all to me. The drinks were abnormally enormous. I made a remark to the guy who took our order and he told me it was a promotion they were having. He said that for a special time the large drinks were going to be 44 oz. That’s over 1L! The popcorn tub was shocking as well, but the out of control part was that they just gave us our free refill right upfront in a separate cardboard box. This was for our convenience so we would not have to leave our seats during the movie. The irritating thing is that they didn’t tell me about the promotion up front. The kids were thrilled of course. I am ashamed, although I guess not all that surprised to admit that we had it all polished off by the end of the movie! If everything was half the size we would have been just as satisfied though. What are they trying to do to us?! If they want to give me a special promotion, lower the price of the movie…now that would make a lot of mom’s happy!
Fighting Chance Produces: The Tempermentals at PAL Theatre
I like it when plays teach me about history that I’ve never learned before. Especially when they show us the people behind the stunning historical figures. Fighting Chance Productions‘ newest offering, The Tempermentals does just that: John Marans‘ play dramatizes the personal struggles and stories of Harry Hay and Rudy Gernreich, who pioneered homosexual rights in the United States. And they did this in the 1950s, with the House of Un-American Activities in full swing, with people being arrested and brutally stigmatized based on vague and arbitrary suspicions.

Rob Monk, Robert Sidley, Devin Pihlainen and Brian Hinson in FCP's The Tempermentals. Not Pictured: David Nicks. Photo by Devin Karringten.
The play shows us just how hostile the McCarthy era was towards homosexuals, suspected leftists, or anyone thought of as threatening to the fabric of “good, clean American society”. The danger of the times is especially strident in the crackly recordings of General McCarthy‘s outrageous speeches that intersperse the performance. I couldn’t help but laugh at his warnings about how to spot a communist, because they were delivered in dead seriousness, but sound like the ravings of one who has taken leave of his senses entirely. Of course, nothing is funny about his opinions, or the laws and policies they supported. We see their oppression and cruelty that hurt, bully and punish the people in the play, whose only crime is being who they are.
And in this dark and hostile climate, there is a beautiful, hopeful thing: the love between Harry and Rudi. It is a sweet, mischievous, witty love, between two unlikely mates. Rudi is an up-and-coming LA fashion designer, who moves easily through the glamour crowd, charming everyone in his wake. Harry on the other hand, is political science teacher, with a background in law, who is terribly passionate, but easily incensed and uncompromising in his vision of a safe society for homosexuals.

Rob Monk, Robert Sidley, Devin Pihlainen and Brian Hinson in FCP's The Tempermentals. Not Pictured: David Nicks. Photo by Devin Karringten.
Neither belongs in the other’s world — especially because Harry is married — but the two are like a refuge for each other, a space away from the world where they don’t have to fight or hide. It is really touching to see how their love for each other emboldened the movement that led to the founding of the Mattachine Society — the first specifically homophile society in the United States. Watching the play, you really get a sense of how terrifying it was to take the stand that Harry, Rudi and their allies did. But while also seeing how doing anything other than taking a stand involved living with the tremendous amount of shame and loneliness that comes from living like a fugitive while having done nothing wrong.
Harry Hay and Rudi Gernreich were stunning human beings who showed incredible courage in hard times, and their actions shaped history. I know this now thanks to The Tempermentals, playwright John Marans, Fighting Chance Productions and director Ryan Mooney for bringing this play to the Canadian stage for the first time.
The actors did an great job transporting the audience, and so did the unusual set design. It is stark and intimate with few props, and with four different platforms that light up at different times. This set up with the minimal lighting gives the impression that we are overhearing whispers, secret rendezvous, and dangerous truths. Congratulations to actors Brian Hinson (Harry Hay), Devin Pihlanien (Rudi Gernreich), James Gill, David Nicks and Rob Monk (all three of whom played a variety of characters wonderfully and in quick succession).
You can (and must) see The Tempermentals at the PAL Theatre in Vancouver until December 3rd. Showtimes are 8 pm from Tuesday — Saturday, 2 pm matinees on Saturday and two shows on Sunday at 2 pm & 7 pm.
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The Crab Who Fought Back
I seem to have a knack for attracting critters and weirdo bugs. They must smell my fear! It’s either that or someone has planted a hidden camera chip in me, and is getting a huge kick out of my reactions to the ridiculous situations I find myself in. Emme Rogers has enjoyed her share of laughs at my expense and has attempted to fuel the fire by suggesting I combine dining and insects. It’s a good thing I have friends who are on my side and kids who find her challenges insulting. They set out to help me prove something to her. Unfortunately for me, I think she’ll have the last laugh.
My friends came up with the idea to cook up some fresh crab and enjoy a night in with garlic butter and wine. I had eaten crab legs before so I thought the whole thing sounded pretty good, except for the fact that crabs remind me of spiders. Oh well, I figured my friends would lead the way, I would drink the wine and look the other way most of the time. They did make me go shopping with them to buy the crab though. We went down to a marina area so we could pretend like we ‘caught’ our own fresh dinner. A lovely man reached into the hundred-leg tank and pulled out a huge crab like it was nothing. The next thing that happened let me know this night was going to be more than I was prepared for; my girlfriend asked how to cook it. I thought they had done this before! When I heard the man say what we had to do I knew I was going to have to be involved, that this would be a group project and I could not hide from it.
We ran through the plan all the way home. Take the crab out of the paper…pick it up in the right way to avoid the pinching claws, hit it REALLY hard on the middle of the sink to crack the shell instantly and have it be over with…remove the top shell and discard the parts we don’t want…boil it…eat it. Of course the kids caught wind of our excitement and gathered around, refusing to miss our attempt at this.
Take the crab out of the paper: The crab slid right into the sink and turned around to stare at us. I have never looked a crab in the face before and I think we all froze for a moment.
Pick it up the right way: My friend’s husband was designated to do this. He kept going for it, but could not commit. Finally he made the move. He did it all wrong and it was totally awkward, but he managed to get it into position.
Hit it REALLY hard on the middle of the sink: We missed the REALLY part and ended up with a sort of tap. The crab jumped out of my friend’s hands and back into the sink and ran around like crazy with it’s big angry claws. Oh the screams! The kids were screaming, we were screaming, the kids ran away, and we kept screaming. Eventually we stopped, drank a lot of wine, and composed ourselves enough to try again. Success! Then it hit us, we had to do it two more times because we had 3 crabs altogether. We got smart and kept the other two in the paper until the deed was done.
In the end after drinking more wine to forget everything, I was actually able to enjoy our meal. It was really hard to eat it after I just saw it running around. I did spill garlic butter everywhere trying to get the meat out of the leg, but no one can dispute the fact that I was an active participant in a crazy dining experience.
Vancouver Theatre: The 13th Chair at Studio 58
Who doesn’t love the jazz age? The Thirteenth Chair at Studio 58 is an unusual murder mystery set in a New York speakeasy in 1929. The Studio’s production of Bayard Veiller‘s play draws heavily on theatrical and cinematic styles of the era, making the play feel like an evening’s immersion into the 1920s themselves. The 13th Chair presents a theatrical medley containing elements of dinner theatre, silent film, vaudeville, and the classic “whodunnit“. Throw in a little bit of paranormal activity, some melodrama and family intrigue, and you have a hilarious, exciting, entertaining production, brought to you by the students of Langara’s Theatre Arts program.

Stephanie Moroz as Helen O'Neill in Studio 58's production of The Thirteenth Chair by Bayard Veiller.
I’d never been to Studio 58 before last night, and I have to say I have fallen in love with the place. Sure I had to navigate my way down a few winding staircases to get there, but for me that provided added charm — when you’re going to see a murder mystery on the rainiest of November nights, it only makes sense that the path to the theatre would have its perils. Cue thunder and all that. But fun aside, I was really impressed by how small and secluded the Studio 58 theatre is. Draped with heavy purple fabric all around, with strict rules about exits and entrances, the audience and actors really are in a little world of their own for the duration of the play. It seems like the perfect set up for the audience to be drawn right into the story happening only a few feet away. With actors as talented as the ones in this cast, that’s exactly what happened.
Now a bit about the story — we enter it on the eve of an engagement between the son of the wealthy host and his sweetling (pictured above). Just when before their engagement is announced, a family friend (Edward Wales) objects strongly, begging the boy’s parents to wait 24 hours before they allow the engagement. His misgivings cast a shadow of suspicion upon the innocent looking Ms. O’Neill.
Much to everyone’s frustration, Wales can’t say anything about why he is suspicious, and only begs them to wait and see what the evening brings.
Later that evening a vivacious medium arrives at the party. The medium is to hold a seance that will reveal who murdered Wales’s friend, Spencer Lee — we can gather than one of the party guests is guilty. After much skepticism, laughter and magical demonstration, the group sits down to their seance. When the light’s come back on. . . can you guess? Here’s a hint: the services of one Inspector Donahue are required, and he is summoned immediately.
Don’t let the Inspector’s expression there fool you, he’s a hard-boiled detective, he is. With evidence and everything.
But don’t worry about the story ever getting too dark. When things threaten to get too serious, the two entertainers (who’s clever stage names have slipped my mind) accompanied by live piano music (composer Matt Grinke) take the stage with silly, feel-good numbers that you’ll be humming on your way home.
Thanks to director Sarah Rodgers for this wonderful play! And a warm congratulations to the whole cast and crew — there are so many talents that have contributed to this play — including an Irish Dialect Coach (Ashley O’ Connell) — that I can’t possibly name them all. Notable faces of the cast include: Cheyenne Mabberley as the medium Rosalie Le Grange, Kazz Leskard as Inspector Donahue, Stephanie Moroz as Helen O’Neill, Katey Hoffman as Grace Standish (whose character I am certain draws from Popeye’s Olive Oyl) and Joel Baillard as Edward Wales.
The costume and lighting crews are magicians, and their talent and hard work is hard to ignore in this performance.
You can see The 13th Chair at Studio 58 until December 4. Showtimes are at 8 pm from Tuesday through Saturday, with matinees at 3 pm on Saturday & Sunday.
P.S. Outside, during intermission, I found a flyer entitled “Do the Charleston like a pro!”, containing steps to the popular dance whose name I hitherto had not known. Thank you Studio 58 for educating me, about the dance and the name. While waiting for the bus in the shelter of the Canada Line station later that evening, I practiced the steps as I remembered them from the flyer. It seemed like the only thing there was to do, since it was still pouring rain and the bus was certainly taking its time. I’m sure I provided entertainment for my fellow stranded travelers. And soon I am sure I will dance it like a pro. After all now I have inspiration.
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
I was invited to ‘mingle under the stars’ at my first LA house party. I knew by the invitation that it was going to be outside at night, but I had no idea how adult contemporary, rich and fabulous it was going to be! Contrary to what many people think about California, it gets really cold at night. There is no humidity to hold down the heat from the day, plus at this time of year the days are much cooler as well. I suited up for this party as a proper Canadian girl…dressing to look hot and stay hot! Check out the sexy boots I wore (think ski bunny!).
I also brought the fun with me in the form of a barrel of glow sticks. After all, it was a girlfriend’s birthday party and we all need to live it up on our special day. As I walked up the driveway to the house though, I knew this was going to be a different experience. Candles lit the walkway, which led around to the back of the house where a blue-lit pool with a red-lit hot tub let off a sensual fog that filled the yard. There were swanky lights strung around and groovy music playing. As soon as my eyes took in all the people I realized my fashion faux pas. I was dressed for an outdoor night time party complete with a tuque and bohemian braids, while everyone else was dressed in designer cozy sweaters and high heels or slinky boots. Most of them were gathered around a bonfire having very sophisticated conversations. This was not your typical backyard bonfire either, it was a glorious architect designed bowl with gas flames.
Now I had two choices here: I could quickly ditch my coat and leave the glow sticks by the side of the house, or I could stay true to myself and inject some fun into this party. I went with choice #2. I took two glow sticks out for myself, wrapped them around my boots and spiced up the conversations. Oh I definitely got the ‘I’m better than you’, and the ‘We are too grown up for that now’ looks, but I could tell they were all cold and wishing they had warm boots like me! I do admit though, I was secretly pretending this was my fab house.
















