Griswald Family Vacations with Teddy: Renewing My Appreciation for Sarah Silverman and Masturbation

Blackened Pork Chops Saskatchewan-style

Teddy poising with one of our blackened pork chops Saskatchewan-style!

 

Some of you that were following along on twitter, G+ or facebook last night might have been wondering, “What the FU#%$^@#$@#!???”  Well, you see I was and I am enjoying a long overdue Griswald Family Vacation with Teddy in Saskatchewan, and as is generally the case when Teddy and I travel together, after our blackened chicken (& pork chops) Saskatchewan-style, the conversation moved on to more worldly topics …

“So Sarah Silverman just came out with this rap on masterbation … so yeah, what was my point???”

 

“Ok, I don’t remember my point on the Sarah Silverman masterbation rap video, only that it was a touchy subject.”

Curious, this led to a search for ‘Sarah Silverman mastribation’ on youtube and the inevitable debate, which after a glass or two of wine, we had online as to whether mastribation was spelled ‘mastribate’ or ‘masterbate’. Luckily for us, the act of mastribating has never required a licensing test, as as we discover we were both wrong, it’s MASTURBATE.

So the video …

 

 

… seems we didn’t need to know how to spell masturbate to find that either, only ‘Sarah Silverman Perfect Nights’. Rather apropos for our perfect night!

Feeling Inspired by #WheelVoices Luisa’s #OneStory

After the past few weeks, I have to say, I am blessed with some pretty cool people and experiences in my life.  I was reminded of that this past weekend, when I attended the Realwheels #WheelVoices Rehearsal with Erica Hargreave.

 

Realwheels #WheelVoices Dancers Rehearsing

Love watching the Realwheels #WheelVoices dancers rehearsing!

 

Realwheels is a theatre production company, focused on producing Shows that deepens the audience’s understanding of the disability experience.  Currently they are working on #WheelVoices, which is a multimedia theatrical performance, in which a number of artists with disabilities are sharing tales from their lives, through story, rap, song, poetry, and dance.  The two performances are on Saturday May 11th, 2013, and there are still a few tickets left, if anyone wishes to attend.  I have to say, being invited to observe the process has been pretty incredible.  We’ve loved getting to know the talented artists.

 

Luisa Bridgman

#WheelVoice’s Storyteller Luisa Bridgman

Realizing that through the #WheelVoices performance we were only capturing a small glimpse of these artists’ stories, we wanted more.  So with the release of our friends, Katrina German and Dale Zak‘s, new app, One Story, we went armed with our smartphones to this past weekends rehearsal to capture more of the story from the #WheelVoices participants.

 

 

One Story is a smartphone app designed to create mini-docs that allow people to share their personal stories.  When we asked Luisa Bridgman if she would like to do a #OneStory interview with us, we would have never guessed in our wildest dreams, the story she was about to tell us.

 

 

And here is the evidence of her tale …

 

 

So very inspiring!  Thanks Luisa!

So, what’s your story?

Kisses,

Emme   xoxo

Ford Escape ~ a Road Tripping Tease

I love road tripping!  Last year alone I drove Vancouver to Toronto twice, and to and from Toronto to Memphis.   I love listening to tunes in the car, catching up in person with friends I rarely see as I drive on by, meeting delightful characters (like Ross Neilsen) in the most unexpected of places, and rolling into small communities to discover some great diner, eavesdropping on the conversations of the locals. For this reason, as my latest trip from Vancouver to Toronto approached, I dearly wanted to drive (and was somewhat jealous of a friend that did drive Vancouver to Calgary for their winter holidays).  I’d done the drive in the Autumn and the drive in the Spring, so the idea of the drive in the Winter, very much appealed to me, to hit the road and see the winter beauty of  5 Provinces ahead of me. Alas, I wanted to maximize the time with family and friends in Ontario over the Winter Holidays, and not cause my Mom undue stress to her health, so I flew.  But all the while I kept thinking about my test drive road trip in the 2013 Ford Escape, imaging how ideal it would have been for such a road trip through Canada’s Wintery Wonderland.

 

Carlos, Lucy Duck and our Ford Escape for the Day, the Green Lantern

Carlos, Lucy Duck and our Ford Escape for the Day, the Green Lantern

 

I’ll get into the hilarity and adventurous fun of Jill Amery‘s and my day together on our Ford Escape for a Day Adventure this past Autumn, over on Roamancing, as it really was a wonderful day’s escape in our own backyard.

 

Jill, Lucy and I in our Ford Escape for the Day, The Green Lantern

Jill, Lucy and I in our Ford Escape for the Day, The Green Lantern

 

Below, however, I shall focus on a few of the elements that really made a rather desirable road tripping vehicle for me:

Comfy Driving

A must, if you are driving any sort of distance.

 

If Jill can drive all day in these, you know the Ford Escape has got to be comfortable!

If Jill can drive all day in these, you know the Ford Escape has got to be comfortable!

 

Safe

Well, I think this video says it all …

 

 

… if we could walk out of the vehicle alive, after Jill’s driving there, you know it’s a damn safe drive!

Foot Activated Trunk Entry (Hands-Free Liftgate)

With my level of clumsiness, this is a feature that has been long overdue in my life.  The best part of this, is that it works best if you gracefully sashay your foot under the rear bumper, making you feel like quite the fabulous dame!

Phantom Parking (aka Rear View Camera and Active Park Assist)

… or as Jill liked to call it, Poltergeist Parking. She was much better at this than me, as I kept getting nervous, and rather than focus on my mamba dancing, I’d grab for the wheel.

 

 

A Car That Talks to Me (aka Voice-Activated Navigation & Command Center)

Now, while I admit to not being the best with voice command technologies, I do see the appeal to this, having had to pull over the car to look things up on my phone, answer my phone, and change CDs on a road trip.  Once we get over our differences and become more familiar with each others isms, I am sure Siri and I will become the best of friends.

In-Car Charger for my Tech

Brilliant! Exactly what the road trip aficionado needs. Thank you!

Push Button Start

For when it’s cold out, you can actually start up the car before you get in it, which once again would have made this brilliant as a winter road tripping vehicle.

Sky Light

For soaking up the sun, cloud spotting, and star gazing, when I inevitably crash in the car for the night, along a country road or in a park somewhere.

 

Enjoying soaking in the rays through the sky light!

Enjoying soaking in the rays through the sky light!

 

Environmentally Aware

Highly important to me, as despite loving the road trip, I want to do whatever I can to limit my environmental footprint.  Plus, this vehicle is designed for bringing a few friends along for the ride.

 

One of the Ford Escapes Eco-Features.

One of the Ford Escapes Eco-Features.

 

So all in all? …

 

 

Thanks to Highview Communications and BC Ford Canada for inviting me to join in the fun, adventure that was the day.

PS. In Full Disclosure: As always, the opinions and thoughts shared here are my own and honest ones. I am bought out by no one. In the spirit of disclosure, it should be noted that on this trip, my expenses were paid by Ford Canada, as a guest of Highview Communications.

Happy (belated) St. Patrick’s Day!

I’m a Canadian Mutt ~ meaning that my ancestry comes from a hodge podge of different nations. Proudly included within that mix is a wee touch of the Irish, and the sense to know that green beer is just wrong.  After nearly ending up in Ireland this past autumn, I pined for that Irish experience this St. Patrick’s Day.  I thirsted for a real Guinness and my toes were tapping ready to kick out at any moment into a jig. I was in Vancouver though, and had yet to actually raise a pint in pub in Ireland.  All was not lost, however, as Gastown‘s The Irish Heather, did at least offer me as authentic an Irish Pub experience, as could be found this far West of Ireland ~ might have been the North American version of the Guinness, but their was no fake green beer to be had, plenty of good looking Irish gents in their Sunday best, and some seriously talented Irish Dancers.  Just see for yourself …

 

 

… and being Canada, we did need to add a bit of our own Irish flavour to the day, with Great Big Sea, as really, what would a Canadian St. Patrick’s Day be without them.

 

 

Happy (belated) St. Patrick’s Day to all hiding a wee bit of the Irish in their soul!

All I Want For Christmas …

Dear Santa,

If you please, all I want for Christmas is love, understanding and world peace.  If you could rid the world of prejudice and oppression too, that would be most appreciated.  If it helps, Songwriter Robin Barker (the sexy beast) explains it well with his song …

 

 

Thinking I haven’t been too naughty, so if you wouldn’t mind.

There will be carrots waiting for the reindeer and a kiss for you under the mistletoe!

Emme xoxo