Reading is Sexy

A few of you may have noticed that the past few months I have been tweeting with the hashtag #ReadingisSexy a fair bit. That’s because a few of us in town have been shooting a 2010 Reading is Sexy Calendar to promote literacy and raise money for the International Association of Dyslexia (totally ego-centric of course, as I have dyslexia). And secretly so that I could catch my literary buds in compromising positions on camera (with their permission, of course).

A Behind the Scenes iShot with Mark Leiren-Young

A Behind the Scenes iShot with Mark Leiren-Young

I’ve been a little nervous to talk too much about it until I knew everything was happily at the printers and we’d seen the proofs. Well, we did see them a couple of days ago and they look great and the finished calendars will be in Van City on November 30th. So we’ve just opened up pre-sale discounts for those of you that wish to buy a calendar or 2 or 3 or 5 before November 30th. Just check out our new store, Tantalizing Treats, for orders or submit them in person(with payment) with me or one of our salacious models.

Rayne Being Goofy Behind the Scenes

Rayne Being Goofy Behind the Scenes

So for more details on this sizzling little calendar. It is a wall calendar – 12” by 12”, 2 fold of course, and the gorgeous artwork between it’s pages have been brought to live by two terribly talented photographers, Robert Shaer (@robertshaer) and Tris Hussey (@trishussey). The cover is colour, but inside we’ve gone with classic, black and white shots. Stay tuned in the next few days for a few of their promo shots from the shoot. For now you’ll have to suffice with teases that I took during the shoots on my iphone.

Behind the Scenes of Lori Hamming it up for the Camera

Behind the Scenes of Lori Hamming it up for the Camera

Now what you’ve all been waiting for …. the models in this year’s calendar ….

As for their actually poses?  Well, I could tell you, but then I wouldn’t be that much of a tease, then would I!?!

Kisses,

Emme xoxo

Relishing the Good Life Without Touching (Let Alone Breaking) the Bank

In case you haven’t already guessed it, I am rather fond of the finer things in life.  The running joke in our family is that I need to find a rich husband (amongst my friends thats been further narrowed to a rich husband with waterfront property). Now we all know thats rather unrealistic for me. Not because I couldn’t woo a rich husband if I so chose, but because I am true to my heart and because men that try to woo me with money, I find icky, artificial and a turn off.

So whats a gal to do? Work hard to afford the odd little luxury, enjoy the window shopping, and avoid danger zones, such as shops filled with beautiful and luxurious fabrics, bookstores (real ones – you know the ones I’m talking about, where the owner knows their books), and artisans.  I’m not materialistic in the least, but I do admit to having a total weakness for the finer things in life.

This is why I am beside myself with excitement for this Thurday’s Timeraiser Art Auction in Vancouver. Normally I’d hear the words ‘art auction’ and my head would scream ‘avoid avoid avoid’, ‘if you’re going to afford your life as a writer, nice artwork is just not in the cards at the moment.’  And then, that would be that.  I’d come up with a polite excuse and I’d stay as far away as possible.  Well…. this Thursday’s art auction is a little different ….so I might not need to avoid after all.

You see its a TIMEraiser not a FUNDraiser.  What does that mean?  It means that you go and you bid volunteer hours rather than cash.  And the highest TIME bidder (up to a maximum of 125 hours to be delivered within a year of the auction) wins the piece of artwork. Now that is something I can afford and I do love to volunteer.  Plus they have a great list of agencies to volunteer for.  And I got a sneak peek at some of the artwork this past Tuesday and there are more than a few pieces that I’d love to see hanging on my walls or on those of my parents (I’ve always wanted to buy them some nice artwork).

The Auction is this Thursday, September 24th, so I’ll see you there!  Just don’t you dare bid on anything I’m bidding on, because I’m not afraid to bite (and no, not in the nice kind of way) and haven’t had my shots (hmmm – maybe I shouldn’t actually say that as it might not bode so well on my dating life).

Tempted to caption this with dont bid on the same things as me or else, but a voice in my head keeps saying Emme that may be taking it a little far. Impressive piece of artwork though.

Tempted to caption this with 'don't bid on the same things as me or else', but a voice in my head keeps saying "Emme that may be taking it a little far". Impressive piece of artwork though.

Oh and a big thank you to Jessica and Raul for introducing me to this delightful concept!

Music Saves

Was introduced to the VAMS Music Saves Project last night at The Shore 104 FM. Very cool project! Very cool people! And have to say I love this video:

Crime Pays: Gallavanting in my PJs for Charity

Sweet!!!!  Just discovered what the date is that’s being auctioned off with me.  I am actually being encouraged to go out for the evening in my PJs!!!!!  So perfect!  I used to always go to the grocery store in my PJs during uni, much to the embarrassment of various family members.  And now, I’m actually being asked to come out in my PJs. LOVE IT!!!!

So what exactly is said date involving PJs?

It’s the JetSet Crew’s Pajama Party at the Opus Hotel this coming Saturday, March 21st.

Winter is over and now it’s time to shake it up! What everyone needs to recover from the winter blahs is a Pajama Party in a luxurious boutique hotel. JetSet Crew is pleased to partner with Opus Hotel and Heineken to create the ultimate Pajama Party…

This will be an exceptional fantasy filled night with very little sleep and highlighting the newest in sleepwear – earning new respect for the “just-got-out-of-bed look”. The beautiful JetSet Crew will arrive in various states of undress, from tiny teddies to fuzzy flannel and silk kimonos. This flow-through party will make exclusive use of Elixir, Opus Bar, and upstairs salons fitted with beds and lounging furniture, and featuring the impressive musical talent of DJ Tyson V and Erick Decks from Germany. Don’t be shy – show us what you prefer to wear to bed!

The bidding has started online with a $30 bid from Tris (Thanks Tris for ensuring I go for more than $10!  Your the best friend a gal could have!  Sheila is one very lucky bride-to-be!).  Go bid! I promise to wear something slinkier than my flannels. (Oh and incidentally, does anyone have a robe I could borrow for the night?)

Kisses,

Emme xoxo

On the Auctioning Block

In case you haven’t heard,  I’m slated to be auctioned off on Monday night by an ex-madam at Crime Pays (or at least a date with me is to be auctioned off).

Haven’t heard of Crime Pays?  Well it is THE event to be at in Van City on Monday evening, March 16th.  Here are the details:

Photo by Paul

Photo by Paul

Who: The Shebeen Club and the Federation of BC Writers

What: a wicked good fundraiser for the Fed

When: Monday, March 16th, 6-9pm

Where: The Vancouver Police Museum, 240 East Cordova Street, Vancouver

Why: it would be criminal to miss this party!

Wanted: YOU!

Come help the Fed celebrate 32 years of getting away with murder. Whether infiltrating schools, divvying up swag, or distributing subversive publications, the Federation of BC Writers has been operating unchecked in our province for decades.

Do you enjoy the vicarious thrill of rubbing shoulder pads with the Lost Literati of the Wild West surrounded by all manner of murder and mayhem in the cozy confines of the police museum? Do you have what it takes to make your bones as a Fed member? There’s only one way to find out! Come out to the party and make us an offer we can’t refuse.

Admission: $20 donation includes a drink and appetizers. Click here to register. If you won’t be attending, but would like to support the Fed with a donation, click here to donate via the raincoaster media Paypal.

It’s shaping up to be quite the night with a dress code that includes trench coats and fedoras, deerstalkers and capes, jail house stripes, uniforms, Bond Villain suits or femme fatal slink wear. Am rather sad that I’m out of town and missing the night, but expecting you cats to have a grand old time without me.  I am just begging you all to please, please bid on me.  Desperately hoping to go for more than $10.

Oh and a huge thank you to Lorraine Murphy for organizing this fabulous night!

Kisses,

Emme xoxo

PS A few other sexy beasts that I also know are up for auction (so get your cheque book out and warm up your waving arm):