Photogenic Feline Friday: Queen of the Wilds

There will only ever be one Queen of the Wilds. I am feline. Hear me ROAR!

 

Meorrrow!  What would a Wild Themed #FriFotos be without a photographic reminder of who the true Queen of the Wilds is, straight from Egypt, the land where time began.  If we can be this relaxed in the face of crashing waves and whizzing motorbikes on the Seawall of Alexandria, not to mention a cacophony of two-leggers, it shows just how truly powerful we are.  Oh course, while this cat and most other feline femmes are Queens, I am a Goddess.

~ FFR

PS. Cacophony is the jarring, harsh discord of sound that seems to come from the mouths of two-leggers.  Kindly enlightening you on that, as I know two-leggers are a bit slower, and could use the broadening of their vocabulary from us supreme beings.

Photogenic Feline Friday: Egyptian Deities

Meowrrr … after a most enjoyable cat nap, I’m back! Somebody needs to be managing the two-leggers around here afterall.

What inspired my return? Roamancing’s recent adventures in Egypt. Erica follows instructions much better than Emme, and being as she was in a land that revered the cat (or mau, as they called us), I thought she should snap a few shots to remind Emme that I am a creature to be worshiped.  She certainly needs something to remind her of her servitude to supreme beings such as ourselves, as she doesn’t understand that the time to wake up is when I declare so.

Thought this initial shot of Egyptian Deities might serve as a good reminder.

 

All bow to the great and powerful Mau!

 

Hmm, Erica’s obedient, but it would seem her focus may have strayed.

 

Focus Erica, Focus!

 

Honestly two-leggers!  They may make good house pets, but so hard to train. You have to keep on them at all times.

FFR

Shining a Light on my Marital Status or Lack There Of

This could explain a lot …

… like why I’m home alone on a Saturday night.  FUZZIES!!!!

Kitty Memoires

This brings me fond memories of Fuzzywiggle Furrypants youth:

FFR’s Wiley Weekly Word: Balderdash

This week’s word: Balderdash

Balderdash:  Total and complete nonsense. ie the sounds that usually come out of a two-leggers mouth

‘If a two-legger tries to tell you that the tray of smelly cheese on the coffee table is not for cats, that’s utter balderdash. As the supreme being, we felines will dine on whatever we wish, whenever we wish.’

It is complete balderdash that no one has served me yet. Photo by Cyrus Bulsara

'It is complete balderdash that no one has served me yet.' Photo by Cyrus Bulsara

FFR