Only Me!!!!!!

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So many of you know that I do some acting. Which I do and I enjoy to do, but I don’t really expect anybody to recognize me. Really the only time anyone “recognizes me” is when somebody who already knows me sees me in a commercial. I don’t get stop in the street with comments such as “aren’t you Emme Rogers” or “your the girl from…”. Most of the characters that I play transform both my “look” and “my personality” into a totally different person. Like when I play a totally sexually out there 20-something punk gal in black lip stick and not wearing much more than a few layered pieces of fishnets and mesh clothing. Wildly exhilarating, but not recognizable as the Emme you know and love. So no, I keep a fairly low profile as an actor and I like it that way. Nobody knows where I live or even cares – thank goodness.

Well that all went to Hell this morning!

Was spending a quiet morning plugging away on the computer, catching up with some of the people that I love but have been neglecting. Not caring about the current state of my bed head or the fact that I was wearing an especially comfy, yet ratty pair of pjs, because really who was I entertaining. And then the doorbell rings ………

Three young “tweens” (as we’d call them in the biz) were standing at the door with garbage bags. Apparently they were doing a bottle drive for school. “Did I have any bottles?” Well, I know dear readers, that this will come as a shock to you as naturally you see me as perfect in every way (don’t worry you are not the only deluded soul out there), but one of my small imperfections is this knack for letting my recycled bottles pile up on the deck for months at a time, until a few snide comments from friends about my deck resembling that off an alcoholics provokes me to finally load up the car and make the trip to the bottle depot.

So did I ever have bottles!!! In fact, this morning happened to be one of the times when that pile had grown to an especially embarrassingly large size. I had the gals come round to the deck and was thrilled to load them up with bottles. Quickly their three large garbage bags were full (they had after all visited a few of my neighbors too) and were going to come back shortly for the rest.

Bottle Drive

Photo by Simon Barnes

Well they did come back. And they brought reinforcements – two other gals – one of which looked strangely familiar to me – but really that was very unlikely – just must have seen her playing in the neighborhood. So I start to load the girls up with a few cases of beer and as I lay the case in the gals arms that looked familiar she pipes up with “Emme – right!?! You have a tv show!?!”

Recognition hits me as it hits the kid. I do know this kid and from the only children’s series I have ever done. We did some market research on her class in a school district far, far away from where we were currently standing, but she had moved. She was especially memorable, because she was so funny! There class had helped to choose a name for the show and apparently thought I was a celebrity and aside from just wanting my autograph, they had all wanted me to sign their hands and were “never going to wash them again”. This was the kid that had started that craze spreading through the classroom. And here I was handing her and her new friends cases of beer bottles!!!!

Thank goodness they just missed the on-again-off-again male roomie walking down the stairs in nothing but his underwear!

Male Roomie

Who is Emme Rogers: A Writer Unravelled

Dearest Readers,

Meant to write sooner, but all that free time that the holidays were proposing to give me to write, to share and to edit some silly videos for the site were spent with my nose in a book, cooking, curled up and chatting with Mom, or enjoying some wine or a nice port with Dad. Most relaxing!

So who am I? I am a 33 (at least while I am writing this) year old writer / producer, who occasionally does some acting to entertain herself. I have a brother and a sister – affectionately known as Motor Mouth and Bella – and a huge number of furry family members, only one of which lives with me – Miss Roo, a goddess in the guise of a feline. When asked where I am from – the answer is Canada – having lived all across the country, I am proud to say I have been shaped by this country’s diverse regions and cultures. Currently I reside in Vancouver and my brother and sister are both in the big smoke in Ontario.

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Growing up I was very much a tomboy, which has resulted in me possessing very few girl skills – I can manage to take a comb through my hair, put my hair in a ponytail, and only know how to apply make up as a questionably gay gentleman taught me when I first started acting. To this day I still find it much easier to befriend guys, although I do have some amazing female friends in life, like Lola and Kittyn, it just takes me longer to make these friendships. My natural comfort with men, often gets me into trouble as inevitably somewhere along the way with most, but not all, someones feelings get confused. And in truth most of the men I have been with, have been some of my best friends. To be honest, although I have been on the odd date, I’ve never really learnt how to date or become all that comfortable with it, as usually I just end up kissing one of the men I am close to.

Past Relationships – there have certainly been some interesting ones. First kiss was at camp on the East Coast – can’t remember his name, but can picture him. Actually to be honest, I lost a bet with the next door neighbour (a year younger than me) at around the age of 10 and had to kiss him behind the bed to pay up on my bet. Was asked to go steady for the first time that same year and threatened at the same time that he and his buddies would terrorize my friends if I said no. I said “no” and the rest of the year was marked by playground wars. When he wasn’t at school, he’d ride his bike across town to try and find me at home, only to be disappointed and have cookies and milk with my Mom. As for camp on the East Coast – lost track of my first kiss, but became good buddies with one of my chum’s first kisses. He was older and showed up the following summer with diamond earrings for me. I was shocked and didn’t feel the same way, so I gave them back. Broke the poor boy’s heart.

My first “relationship” was the older brother of one of my buds, Mr. Moneybags. Was totally frugal with anyone but me. With me he’d try to flaunt his money and lavish me with gifts. To this day am still turned off by men that try and impress me with their money. Really guys – what kind of woman do you want that would be attracted to you for your money!?! Dated the Head Boy after that – he was more my style – down to earth, smart and funny. Got really sick that year and had to take a month off school and because I couldn’t hold down any food, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell people that I was pregnant and had an abortion. And people actually believed it!!! I hadn’t even had sex!!!! To this day, I am sure there are still people from high school that believe that.

My first love came at the age of 17. Broke his heart (and mine), because I was moving out West and didn’t want to fall any harder. Stupidly decided to date one of his best friends shortly there after for a week (slipped him his first tongue – that was really rather funny to see the look of terror in his eyes) before I realized I had my feelings confused. That was an ugly mistake, that resulted in my first and hopefully last lovers triangle. Moral of that story: men that are in love you and feel jilted don’t think very clearly and never ever get in a car with a man that is that angry at you. Think I lost one of my lives that night.

First stalker came the same year. Also ugly. He was 10 years older than me and my boss. Never truly got rid of him until he got married about 10 years after that. My parents happily offered to hold the wedding at their house.

After the lovers triangle, I never really had any meaningful relationship until I lost my grandfather. Had started casually dating a fellow just before hand and end up in incredible shock and mourning that resulted in me having sex for the first time, because I was numb and didn’t want to be alone (he didn’t even realize I was a virgin) and my saying “yes – I’ll move in with you”. Don’t really feel like getting into that one, but lets just say that I never pictured myself in bad thriller involving an abusive relationship and an attempted murder. Kind of think of that as somebody else’s life. The one good thing from it though, is that unlike some women my age, I am not desperate to jump into any old relationship just because the clock is ticking. I know, I am happier on my own than with the wrong person.

Don’t get me wrong – it would be lovely to meet someone that I’d like to grow old with, but it has to be the right someone. So who is the right someone? Can’t say exactly. I do know though, that while at one time, I thought I didn’t have a type – I now know I do. So here it is -

Don’t Ask

My Type:

  • Physique (doesn’t matter – I have dated men of all different shapes, sizes and ethnicities – I do need to be physically attracted to them though)
  • Intelligent
  • Big Heart
  • Compassionate / Caring
  • Sense of Humour (if I guy doesn’t have this, then I will likely drive him nuts)
  • Hard-working
  • Has some sort of ambition or drive (I am sick of men hitting on me, that would be happy to live off of me. Men – what is wrong with you!?!? Have you no pride?)
  • A Best Friend

Oh and someone within 10 years of me. I have some lovely older gentlemen in my life, whose friendships I cherish, but I want someone that I can grow old with. I am already worried enough about my parents health without being married to someone who is closer in age to them than to me. We are just at different points in our lives with different desires.

And on that note I am going to bid you all adeiu!

Emme

About Us Gals

Hi,

I’m Emme Rogers and this is the story of the shenanigans and debauchery that my friends and I get up to here in Van City – the good, the bad, the hysterically funny and embarrassing moments in our life’s – trust me there are a lot of them. The bizarre has a habit of following me.  My friends describe my life as a bit of a soap opera and for years they have been telling me I should write my stories down, so I am finally doing that with this blog diary.  Because I personally don’t find my life to be all that entertaining, I have invited a couple of my girlfriends to join me here.  You’ll meet them soon.

More importantly gals – we are planning on turning this blog into a bit of a guide for us gals on all those things that we are a bit too embarrassed to ask or you think just happens to you. Guys pay attention as you may learn a thing or two too that will help to make you that “enlightened new age guy” or at the very least help you to get the girl. Due to my infinite nerdiness and lack of girl skills (I was a tomboy growing up), I just assume that it was just me that wasn’t aware of many female secrets – like how to orgasm during intercourse – but as a result of regularly losing all pride and dignity due to lack of coordination and often being the brunt of the jokes – I am not afraid to ask my friends about the horrifyingly embarrassing.  To my shock, I have discovered a lot of other gals are as in the dark as I am and are dying to know those hidden female secrets.  Stay tuned as we are hoping to bring you these secrets via some video blogs.

girl secrets by Lola May.
Now before we begin, I must start with a legal declaration.  As they say in the movies – any characters that bare likeness to you is a mere coincidence.  Should you see such a likeness it is possible that you have fallen and hit your head and are now suffering from a concussion. If that’s the case, you’d be wise to seek medical attention. Alternatively you are suffering from delusions of grandeur – get over yourself – you really aren’t all that exciting that we actually want to spend our time gossiping about you and what you did last night and with whom – unless it was with us, of course.

Love and light,

Emme