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One Last Valentine from a Hummer of a Friend

February 7, 2009 By 3 Comments

Now that I am feeling a little embarrassed about the number of Love Letters I’ve posted on this site in the past few days, I am posting one last one (aside from any that Miss Fuzzywiggle Furrypants Roo receives in the mail, of course).  I saved this one for last, as it is from a hummer of a friend, a man who always has a great big hug for me, and as he cross-posted this love letter to his blog.  Thank you Raul!  Love you too!

Raul and Emme by Lola May.

Photo by Lola May

Dearest Emme,

I was walking along the streets of Gastown, and as I was doing some window-shopping, I noticed that I stared at beautiful clothes while thinking of you, longing to know when we’d hang out and talk Ubuntu, geeking out in our laptops. Yes, I admit it, Emme. I *am* a geek. A sweet, WordPress-trained geek. With a healthy dose of side skills as well. I know how to open a bottle of wine. YES! I learned to open wine bottles last year. I know – it’s like… I *should* have known how to, but oh well. I didn’t. But now I do. I even know about sustainable wines! Yes, my friend Anthony (from Farmstead Wines) distributes bio-dynamic wines, and I really love this kind of wine – I am sure you’d love it too. And yes, they are amazing. We should have a glass of a biodynamic wine when we go out chocolate-fondue-consuming :)

Oh, but you wonder which other skills do I have? Well, I can liveblog with CoverItLive :) does that count as a skill? Um… Let’s see… which other skill do I have? Well… I am great at hummingbird-ing my way around a room while remembering the name of each and every blogger who participates in the Vancouver Blogger Meetup. Heck, I even organize said meetup!

For all the reasons above, dearest Emme… since I speak WordPress, I am learning about Ubuntu and I’m all about empowering people to be and feel sexy regardless of age, race, religion … will you be my Valentine?

Love,
Raul

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Valentines for Lola & Kittyn

February 6, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Good!  However, much I may have been teasing about ‘Valentines for Moi‘, I really didn’t want this to be the ‘All About Emme Show’. And it’s not.  A couple of hot and steamies have rolled in for Lola and Kittyn too.

Lola May by you.

A tweetheart from @ericaha to Lola May:

Love you Lola! You’ll always be my crazy Valentines that gets me into the wildest and most hilarious situations, exposing me to the adventure, whilst always keeping me safe from harm.  Can never truly express how glad I am to have you in my life.  You rock my world!

cat girl by sheyciiim.
By S. Ceren Ceylaner

And it would appear that the hussey really gets around.  For Kittyn:

I am shocked and aghast that there were *no* Valentines for the sexiest Kittyn I know! This must be rectified right now…

Kittyn, I had such a hard time choosing who to send a Valentine to…You hold just a purrfectly special place in my heart. I would ensure that you, oh lovely and lithe feline goddess, would have warmed cream for your coffee and a warm spot to snuggle next to a fire. Only the best for you, scented candles, oils and and any treat that you desire… All this would be yours, if I were honoured with your attention.

Alas, like my adoration for Emme, it must be from afar. My OperaGal is my heart’s desire and she is whom I lavish affection upon..

Tris

Love seeing the ‘love’ spreading it’s snuggly hug all around!  And don’t worry about Miss Fuzzywiggle Furrypants. There’s plenty of love coming for her too.  Her four legged pals are just using the regular post – something about wanting to send their scent.

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Cat Fights, Love Letters & a Winter Date Write Off

February 2, 2009 By 5 Comments

Okay after some hissing, yowling, spitting, and scratching we have come to a compromise.

Meow – FFR here.

Hey Fuzzy ….ouch ….okay Fab Feline Royale it is then – just don’t swat my writing hands, these are what pay for your top of the market, gourmet kitty chow.  Okay everyone, ‘FFR’ wants you to know that all the hissing, yowling, spitting and scratching came from Kittyn, who apparently is having issues about being told she is no longer the top cat in these parts. My official statement, however, is one of gushing pride that my fuzzy, little child is so brilliant as to learn how to type and write English. OUCH…. okay, okay ‘FFR’, I will stop gushing, but there is NO WAY I am referring to you as the Master.

cat fight 1 by audreym.
Definitely Reminiscent of Kittyn & FFR earlier
Photo by Audrey M

So we digress, our compromise, post cat fight from the two divas – is that it is now ‘Love Letter to the gals & Goddes… OUCH…..Okay ….’Love Letters to the Goddess & gals‘ …. and NO ‘FFR’, I am NOT putting ‘& gals’ in brackets.

To encourage you cats to write us cats loads of Valentines, we have a new contest announcement.  Cypress Mountain has given us four passes for the Chocolate Fondue Snowshoe Tour. Thanks Cypress! Apparently Lola & ‘FFR’ don’t do snow, so Kittyn & I are giving away two dates to two lucky Vancouverites to join us this coming Saturday night – February 7th.  Yes – apparently this is the only way we can get dates, we’re not dwelling on that though.

lodge by ToddBF.

Hollyburn Lodge on Cypress Mountain

Photo by Todd Farrell

Heres how to win.  Write a love letter to any of us …..OUCH….. NO I am not saying to the Goddess – your not even coming on the date .. thats to any of us – the Goddess (see I mentioned you first). Kittyn, Lola or myself by Thursday noon.  We will then select our two favorite love letters to accompany us on the date.  We’ll announce this by midnight Thursday.

Send your love letters to: goddess@sexyinvancity.com, kittyn@sexyinvancity.com, lola@sexyinvancity.com or emme@sexyinvancity.com and we will post them. Alternatively you can send them via twitter, facebook or flickr (yes that means carefully selected photos will be considered love letters too).

Oh and ladies – you’re eligible too.  A Dose of Lunacy? Madame Strutt? Canadian Coal Girl?  You know you sexy things are just dying to go on a date with me – so get writing.

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Snowshoeing at Cypress Mountain
Photo by Jordan Dawe

In case, you’re curious here are the details on the date you’d win:

What: Chocolate Fondue Snowshoe Tour at Cypress Mountain with Kittyn & Emme

When: Saturday February 7th, 2009 from 6:30 – 9:30 pm

Where: Cypress Mountain

From the Cypress Website: Experience a 1.5 hr snowshoe through the woods and glades of Hollyburn Plateau on your way to the warming hut.  First we’ll warm up from the inside with a mug of steaming hot chocolate or spiced apple cider.  Then enjoy a dessert of chocolate fondue with a variety of fruits and angel food cake; surrounded by romantic candle-light and soaking up the heat of a traditional wood-burning stove.

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You’ve Created a Monster Teddy

January 31, 2009 By 5 Comments

Meow!!!  Teddy – what have you done???  Beams – you’ve got to keep that boy of yours in line. We can’t have the girl get too big for her britches.  I’m the Goddess here not her.  Honestly!  Humans!  Such the lesser mammal.  Seems I have to teach them everything.

Stunning, I know by you.

Gorgeous Me

FFR here – or as the girl calls me, Fuzzywiggle Furrypants Roo.  But please people, I’m clearly too jive for such a name.  I mean if I was a little more jitterbug, then maybe.  And to think she didn’t think I knew how to use this lightbox.  I mean, really people what does she think I’m doing whenever she sees me walking across the bumpy board?  Humans are so slow and wrapped up in their own little worlds.  Ah well, I suppose that makes it easier to train them.

That said, this ‘Love Letters to Emme’ category poses a real issue. I like her to be happy.  Never have it said that as a Goddess, I treat my humans poorly, but theres a difference between happy and walking around as though everyone should be throwing flowers at her feet.  Clearly its my feet that should have flowers thrown at them.  But no lilies please.  They wilt too quickly and I’m the laughing stock of the watering hole whenever my paws get stained orange.

My Side Profile by you.

My side profile – equally as fetching

Since I can’t expect any of the homo sapiens to get the full magnitude of the dangers associated with ‘Love Letters to Emme’, I’m changing this call out .  It’s now (and for ever more) ‘Love Letters to the Goddess’  and as clearly I’m the Goddess, so thats ‘Love Letters to that Fabulous Feline Royal’.   So Beams, Blonde, Guttermouth, Scalleywag, and even you Chuck, get crackin’ and write away.  I’m waiting.  And yes, I’ll accept love letters from humans too.  I don’t want to discriminate after all.

FFR

PS I can be reached at goddess@sexyinvancity.com or on my new twitter account, speaking of which where do I find all the birds there?

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