The Chocolatey Snowshoe Verdict

moonlit snowshoe for two by paul+photos=moody.
Photo by Paul Moody

Not an easy thing to do to decide on the perfect dates for Kittyn and I for tonight for our delightfully romantic winter date to Cypress Mountain.  I’ve wanted to go on the Chocolate Fondue Snowshoe Tour for so many years now that this is not a decision to be made lightly.  Also I have to say, theres been some damn sweet, most flattering and rather amusing Valentines.

No. 9: Dark chocolate fondue by afloden.

So here are my thoughts:

Would love to take either Clive or Christian (@daubu), but they live too far away to make it here on time.

Adore my little Dose of Lunacy (@monicahamburg) and @saltybean, but they hate snow and I don’t want them ruining my love of snow (already I’m thinking of gagging Kittyn, at least until we arrive at Hollyburn Lodge).

Raul will always be my Valentine, but I may have to strangle him if he starts whispering ‘sweet Microsoft Vista nothings’ in my ear, so he’s out, as that would take away from the romance.

Tris, the Hussey, is a taken man and I want a bit of romance, so he’s out.

My ginger’s letters made me laugh, but call me weird (and many have), but I don’t find having my eyeballs plucked out with a spoon to be all that romantic and I want romance.

@ericaha is the perfect snow loving gal, but she confessed to me that she actually already has plans for this evening.  Should have known the good ones would go fast.

It is for my desire for romance that I’ve decided to make Keith my date.  His letter is the most romantic and I do have to admit that he’s a good kisser, plus he likes nibbling on my ears.

For Kittyn, I’ve decided that ‘Savannah’ would be the perfect date for her, as they are both brats and deserve each other.

Congrats Keith and ‘Savannah’!  Looking forward to discovering how the night unfolds!

Kisses,

Emme

WOW

First find the Heart, then eat!!! by JIGGS IMAGES.

Hate admitting it, but most of what’s below is true.  Keith does indeed know me well.

Emme,

You know it’s me that you secretly desire to take on your romantic winter getaway.  Because I am your Valentine.

I’m your Valentine, because….

I’ve seen you at your worst and I still love you.

I’ve seen you when you looked like an old hag (literally) and I still love you.

You’ve tried to set-up me up with the male waiter (even though you know I am not gay) and I still love you.

You’ve flirted with my brother and I still love you.

I don’t think, I know your crazy and I still love you.

I’ve listened to your neurotic rants and I still love you.

I know all your eccentric quirks and I still love you.

And last, but not least, because I know you’ve secretly been dying to be dating someone in the winter for years as you’ve always wanted to do a moonlit fondue and snowshoe date. It’s your idea of romance at it’s best.

You deserve for that date to be with someone you love.

And besides, you know you like kissing me!

With love,

Keith