The Diary of a Gal Living Amidst the 2010 Olympic Games

Well, it’s official! A little less than a month before the Games and I’ve decided to stay and watch the show that is the Olympics unfold. I have absolutely no tickets to anything and at this point I doubt I can afford them, but thats not what really interests me anyhow. What I am dying to see is how the whole story unfolds and plays itself out. I want to meet people from around the world and hear their stories. I want to learn about the struggles of the athletes and how they got here. I want to experience the events that happen in and around the Games. And being as the Games have not been easy on the locals and placed stresses on their work and employment, and are more than a little expensive for the visitors, I want to find the fun and interesting activities that people can do that won’t break the bank.

Photo by Lola May

That said, if you do have a spare ticket to an event, I am happy to slum it and be your date.  I will also happily accept invites to other events in and around the Games, so that I can better impart to you, my readers, the craziness that is about to ensue on this land of ours. Guessing I’ll be jumping back and forth between the office in Richmond and home in Vancouver. And given that Holland Heineken House is upending my main research source of the little old ladies gossiping in the hot tub post water aerobics, I think it is especially important that they invite me to delight in their own form of gossip and cultural experiences.  Which reminds me, the cats over at Atlantic Canada House are aware that I am the daughter of a Bluenoiser, right? I’ll be expecting a warm welcome there for their kin folk.  Oh and no handing me any Newfie Screech. I’m well aware of the fact that Newfie’s don’t drink that stuff themselves, but rather delight in handing it to the rest of us Canadians.

Hope to see you amidst the crowds!

Kisses,

Emme xoxo

…. now I’m really rather fancying the idea of having my own Olympic Games Sponsor. I mean really, if your going to sponsor the athletes, then why not me.  “Emme’s Olympic Adventures (or maybe, Mischief or Shenanigans) are brought to you (or fueled or spurred on or instigated) by (insert your absolutely lovely name here).  hmm … really rather like that idea!!!!  Okay, I’m waiting!  Any time now the offers can start pouring in.

What’s Our Country Coming to?

Feeling frustrated this morning at the state and leadership in this fine country of ours.  Since when are the Olympics more important than leadership, policy, bills and moving the rest of our country forward? Yes, it embarrasses me to have a PM that thinks so. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I will be marching on Saturday January 23, 2010.

Oh and thank you Steven for sending me something to lift up my spirits:

Game On …

So rumor has it that Strutta hosted their Super Secret Launch on Thursday night! Neglectfully, I was forgotten on the guest list, but I will forgive as obviously this was an oversight – as really what’s a party, especially a secret one, without one of the Sexy In Van City gals. Luckily I do have my spies though – so here is the dirt on the super secret launch. Just remember dear readers it is a secret so don’t tell anyone.

Game On …

So the big secret is a new online video gaming site! The Olympics of online video production! You upload your videos and challenge other online producers world-wide to out do you. They have even created a stats program with graphs so you can see who is watching your video – how old they are, their sex, where they are from … ect and how your video ranks against others in the same category. Can’t wait to see how others rank against the new series of Sexy In Van City videos that we are creating. Strutta – all will be forgotten (regarding neglected invites) if you just give this gal a ticket to the game. The email address for the account is emme@sexyinvancity.com . I have a video of The Tantra Teacher that I want to post. You do have a category for “How to Create the Ultimate Orgasm”, don’t you?

Rumors

Oh and speaking of games, rumor also has it that the Dashing Young Playboy got down on one knee before Madame Strut on Thursday night to propose. This boy obviously has impeccable taste, but I am guessing that not all games are safe. This certainly is a dangerous one as our Dashing Young Playboy works for none other than Madame Strut’s suitor in arms, the Dastardly Chicken Strutter. You had best put your Game Face on my Young Playboy, as you wouldn’t want a second hospital visit in less than a week.

Love and light,

Emme