Rumour has it @gingerbeer used this video for inspiration in writing my Valentines:
Clearly he has a thing for older women.
Valentines for Moi!?!
February 4, 2009 By 3 Comments
Photo by Vanessa Pike-Russell
Well, I am pleased to say that to date, despite the yowling of Miss Fuzzywiggle and her Royal Majesty Queen Kittyn all of the love letters that have come in have been for little old me!!!! Definitely feeling the love this Valentines, not that I don’t feel it everyday from my close friends, family and little Miss Fuzzywiggle Furrypants.
So here are the first few:
In the form of tweets from a couple of Van City’s sexiest gals and my female lovers -
@saltybean “I love you!”
@monicahamburg “I love you. I hate snow.”
Miss Hamburg bearing her oh so sexy come hither look.
Photo by John Biehler
Love the two of you too!!! That said, I want a date that likes the snow, I know that neither one of you are that girl. As for your unCanadian-like snow hating, I am thinking we could take that up in a therapy session.
Finally a bit of email love, from my whisperer of sweet SEO nothings:
Photo by Theo Curmudgeon
Dear Emme,
Oh to be able to open an bottle of wine in front of the fire while we choose a new theme for SexyInVanCity. To linger over Ubuntu updates on matching netbooks and sit snuggled watching the downloads. But alas, I cannot be so lucky. For my heart has been claimed by another.
If our paths had crossed sooner, I’d be able to share chocolate dipped strawberries and champagne while we look for new adornments for our laptops.
Later we’d shop online to buy romantic things, find clever ecards, and sweet nothings.
If my heart were free I could send you DMs of how wonderful and sexy you are. How you are adored and loved, and yet I can’t.
I can only watch with jealousy the man who gets to share your company.
Oh to be your geek…
I am, however, the geek for a lovely operatic soprano who is my world.
The bittersweetness of it all…
Hot, damn hot. Dangerous though, for the fear of an unrequanted love and how could a gal not fall in love with the whisperings of SEO nothings.
Hmmm….. what to do???? Any other contenders? There is still time to get your letters in. Due to my schedule tomorrow (or today – looking at the time and early hour), I am actually extending entries to midnight tonight (Thursday) and then will announce the winner in the wee hours of Friday morning.
Cat Fights, Love Letters & a Winter Date Write Off
February 2, 2009 By 5 Comments
Okay after some hissing, yowling, spitting, and scratching we have come to a compromise.
Meow – FFR here.
Hey Fuzzy ….ouch ….okay Fab Feline Royale it is then – just don’t swat my writing hands, these are what pay for your top of the market, gourmet kitty chow. Okay everyone, ‘FFR’ wants you to know that all the hissing, yowling, spitting and scratching came from Kittyn, who apparently is having issues about being told she is no longer the top cat in these parts. My official statement, however, is one of gushing pride that my fuzzy, little child is so brilliant as to learn how to type and write English. OUCH…. okay, okay ‘FFR’, I will stop gushing, but there is NO WAY I am referring to you as the Master.
Definitely Reminiscent of Kittyn & FFR earlier
Photo by Audrey M
So we digress, our compromise, post cat fight from the two divas – is that it is now ‘Love Letter to the gals & Goddes… OUCH…..Okay ….’Love Letters to the Goddess & gals‘ …. and NO ‘FFR’, I am NOT putting ‘& gals’ in brackets.
To encourage you cats to write us cats loads of Valentines, we have a new contest announcement. Cypress Mountain has given us four passes for the Chocolate Fondue Snowshoe Tour. Thanks Cypress! Apparently Lola & ‘FFR’ don’t do snow, so Kittyn & I are giving away two dates to two lucky Vancouverites to join us this coming Saturday night – February 7th. Yes – apparently this is the only way we can get dates, we’re not dwelling on that though.
Hollyburn Lodge on Cypress Mountain
Photo by Todd Farrell
Heres how to win. Write a love letter to any of us …..OUCH….. NO I am not saying to the Goddess – your not even coming on the date .. thats to any of us – the Goddess (see I mentioned you first). Kittyn, Lola or myself by Thursday noon. We will then select our two favorite love letters to accompany us on the date. We’ll announce this by midnight Thursday.
Send your love letters to: goddess@sexyinvancity.com, kittyn@sexyinvancity.com, lola@sexyinvancity.com or emme@sexyinvancity.com and we will post them. Alternatively you can send them via twitter, facebook or flickr (yes that means carefully selected photos will be considered love letters too).
Oh and ladies – you’re eligible too. A Dose of Lunacy? Madame Strutt? Canadian Coal Girl? You know you sexy things are just dying to go on a date with me – so get writing.
Snowshoeing at Cypress Mountain
Photo by Jordan Dawe
In case, you’re curious here are the details on the date you’d win:
What: Chocolate Fondue Snowshoe Tour at Cypress Mountain with Kittyn & Emme
When: Saturday February 7th, 2009 from 6:30 – 9:30 pm
Where: Cypress Mountain
From the Cypress Website: Experience a 1.5 hr snowshoe through the woods and glades of Hollyburn Plateau on your way to the warming hut. First we’ll warm up from the inside with a mug of steaming hot chocolate or spiced apple cider. Then enjoy a dessert of chocolate fondue with a variety of fruits and angel food cake; surrounded by romantic candle-light and soaking up the heat of a traditional wood-burning stove.
You’ve Created a Monster Teddy
January 31, 2009 By 5 Comments
Meow!!! Teddy – what have you done??? Beams – you’ve got to keep that boy of yours in line. We can’t have the girl get too big for her britches. I’m the Goddess here not her. Honestly! Humans! Such the lesser mammal. Seems I have to teach them everything.
Gorgeous Me
FFR here – or as the girl calls me, Fuzzywiggle Furrypants Roo. But please people, I’m clearly too jive for such a name. I mean if I was a little more jitterbug, then maybe. And to think she didn’t think I knew how to use this lightbox. I mean, really people what does she think I’m doing whenever she sees me walking across the bumpy board? Humans are so slow and wrapped up in their own little worlds. Ah well, I suppose that makes it easier to train them.
That said, this ‘Love Letters to Emme’ category poses a real issue. I like her to be happy. Never have it said that as a Goddess, I treat my humans poorly, but theres a difference between happy and walking around as though everyone should be throwing flowers at her feet. Clearly its my feet that should have flowers thrown at them. But no lilies please. They wilt too quickly and I’m the laughing stock of the watering hole whenever my paws get stained orange.
My side profile – equally as fetching
Since I can’t expect any of the homo sapiens to get the full magnitude of the dangers associated with ‘Love Letters to Emme’, I’m changing this call out . It’s now (and for ever more) ‘Love Letters to the Goddess’ and as clearly I’m the Goddess, so thats ‘Love Letters to that Fabulous Feline Royal’. So Beams, Blonde, Guttermouth, Scalleywag, and even you Chuck, get crackin’ and write away. I’m waiting. And yes, I’ll accept love letters from humans too. I don’t want to discriminate after all.
FFR
PS I can be reached at goddess@sexyinvancity.com or on my new twitter account, speaking of which where do I find all the birds there?
A Love Letter from Teddy
January 30, 2009 By Leave a Comment
I’ve been holding out on you cats. I don’t know if you remember my request for love letters? Well, I wasn’t so sad as to not receive any. I’ve just been holding out on you and waiting for that night that I felt that I could use a little pick me up to my ego – cause we all have those nights and tonight seems to be that night for me.
Photo by Bob Fornal
So here it is, the love letter my Toon Town Teddy sent me:
My Emme encounter – Miss Emme decided to join me for a brief visit in Saskatoon recently…this I will soon not forget. Tantalizing she was and she lived up to her reputation in spades! Little did I know of her Marilynesk demeanor in person, somewhat slithery and oozing of pure raw sexuality. A submissive behavior towards men generally. Then came the biggest surprise…an intense intellect that revealed an interest in politics of the day!! What a mixed bag of contradictions….and pure fun!! Come again to Saskatoon Emme..my pink room will always be available for someone with so much love for all of humanity in her heart!!
Now since this is my blog I feel it is important to comment here as I did to Teddy, “TEDDY – I AM NOT SUBMISSIVE!!! How rude! Still love you though!”
Teddy, like a true Prairie gentleman, did respond post haste.
Submissive is not exactly what I was trying to articulate….the word escapes me…actually typically, Emme makes me lost for words….this is exactly what Emme does…
Love you too Teddy!!! And the rest of you gentlemen, don’t be shy, I could use a few more Valentines. My email is emme@sexyinvancity.com or you can facebook or tweet me.
