People Say the Darndest Things When Working Between the Hours of 7 pm & 5 am

Here are a few of my favorite quotes from the past week:

As said by a gentleman to a bit of a religious nutbar, before said nutbar said she would pray for the gentleman,

“She’s …uh …..

She’s.. uh ….

She’s running down the street naked.”

As a make-up artists stares at a fellow decked out in red Harley wear,

“I love bright shiny things! I am such a crow!”

“I can’t help it! I’m hormonal!”

Mom,

“You’re sister’s car blew up 5 min after she left you.”

Teen,

“Is she dead? If she’s dead, you should probably be a little more upset.”

With another week of late nights, I am sure there will be more to come. …stay tuned!