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Not Such A Sexy Evening

November 20, 2008 By Emme Rogers 6 Comments

One of the challenges with being sexy in van city is reminding yourself your still sexy during the most unsexiest of moments.  Having grown up as an accident prone tomboy with a compulsive habit of chewing on my fingernails, I have had more than my share of such moments.  Perhaps this why it took me to reaching my 30s before truly embracing my sexiness.  For many other women, their 20s were their sexiest time as after marrying and having kids, they’ve forgotten that they are sexy beings and begun to think of themselves as a two-legged milk machine. This is Lola’s battle, she’s as sexy as all get out, but after her second child is having trouble remembering just that.

Lazy Cow - Flatford, Dedham, Essex, England - Sunday June 10th 2007 - Highest Explore position - #1 on June 14 2007.WOW!!.:O):O):O) by law_keven.
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Today I also had one of those days. It started well – got a full nights sleep for once & enjoyed a great day of work.  Struggled with a bit of diarrhea in the afternoon, but wasn’t about to let a runny little thing like that ruin my day.  It was upon arriving home that the day went awry – starting with now burning diarrhea, followed by seriously slicing my hand open with a cheese knife (a cheese knife of all things & it’s still bleeding 6 hours later – I probably should have had it stitched).  The rush of blood everywhere caused me to get woozy and pass out for an hour and a half, at which point I woke up with a still burning bum (actually contemplating ointment), feeling woozy and to find that now it hurts to swallow.  As I started snorting and coughing up sputum (my fancy vocab for phlegm), I climbed in the bath and then into my pjs for a wee bit of comfort and am now curled up on the couch with a gals best friend, her cute, little pussy cat.
cowboy pjs on the radiator by australian_overanalyzer.
Photo by Yvette

So why am I telling you this story?  It clearly isn’t sexy.  I’m telling it, because we all have our non-sexy moments, but it is so important to not allow those moments to override the fact that we are all sexy beings. Sexiness is a state of mind & it is a state of being that can be so empowering and make us feel so wonderful.  I joke about taking scandalous dance classes with Glam Cat, but the truth is those classes are so empowering and have been instrumental in my embracing my sexiness.  And luckily as I feel like crap tonight, I have my guardian kitty, Princess Fuzzywiggle Furrypants, looking after me and letting me know I’m loved.  That and a bottle of brandy that one of the latest wooers left in the kitchen.  So hot lemon honeys with brandy it is!

Night all you sexy things and don’t ever forget that you’re sexy,

Emme

Filed Under: All the Gossip Tagged With: Princess Fuzzywiggle Furrypants, sexy, sick

Comments

  1. OnlineBootyCall says

    November 21, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    For the record, your writing is sexy.

    Thanks again for the help earlier with french canadian slang.. j’ai besoin de pratiquer cese phrases

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  2. OnlineBootyCall says

    November 21, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    *ces phrases

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  3. Raul says

    November 24, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    I think that we all have to embrace our (very rare) moments of un-sexy-ness 🙂

    Rocking the Blip.fm, by the way! Loving it! 🙂

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  4. Emme says

    November 25, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    Thank you gentlemen! I know the two of you always make me feel sexy, regardless as to how I am feeling.

    Glad your enjoying the tunes Raul!

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  5. Lola says

    November 26, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    that post was a scream – thanks for sharing all the details of your illness… not that a little illness can stop you from performing in front of the camera.

    Emme, it’s true – sexiness is a state of being – one that’s hard to get into when all your fun bits have been aggressively and repeatedly mauled by a little beast

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  6. Emme says

    November 27, 2008 at 12:19 am

    Well my dear Lola, I do know how you like to hear about things like my bowel movements, especially when your taking scantily clad pics of me.

    And yes – it is indeed a state of mind – you just have to believe.

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