This week’s word: Cacophony
Cacophony: A mix of sounds so horrendous that they cause us felines to yowl and hide.
‘Some two-leggers think that the feline mating ritual causes a cacophony. Admittedly, I do know a few Tom Cats that are quite boisterous in their singing, but if the two-leggers were smart enough to understand feline, then they’d realize that really this is beautiful love duet that is being sung.’
Baby two-leggers have a tendency to create a cacophony. Picture by Adrian DonatienFFR
Rob J says
I’m no cat expert, but here’s what I heard. Cat sex hurts. The male cat’s member is ridged and not ‘for her pleasure’. This causes the act of coitus to be something rather unpleasant to poor girl-cats.
Apparently, this intense sensation makes the chances of conception greater somehow. So, it’s not a cry of ecstasy you’re hearing, it’s more like an ‘Oi, but that hurts!’ Why nature couldn’t have designed the sensation to feel great instead of painful is anyone’s guess. No wonder cats are solitary.
Could be B.S. But, that’s what I heard. Any vets out there to confirm or deny?
Fuzzywiggle Furrypants Roo says
We felines, can’t really expect two-leggers to properly understand the mating rituals of superior species such as ourselves. Sufficed to say pain can be pleasureful, experienced properly.
But really Rob, your missing the point here, which is to teach you two-leggers a few new words and make you a little more literate. Be a dear and see if you can use ‘cacophony’ in a few sentences this week.
FFR
Rob J says
I suppose you’re right, Mr. Pants, about pleasure and pain. Yet, to me pain just hurts. Horses (or cats) for courses, I guess. Happy singing.
And thanks for the heads up on cacophany. It will come in handy when listening to Ornette Coleman.
Now, he was one crazy cat!
Fuzzywiggle Furrypants Roo says
Of course I’m right. And thats Goddess to you. But I am glad to see that you are a two-legger with enough sense to listen Rob.