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Things That Make Me Go “Hmmm….?”: In the Loo

September 19, 2010 By Emme Rogers 8 Comments

It isn’t often in life that I am caught at an utter loss for words, but this is one of them:

Best not to ask why I was in the men’s washroom.

Gentlemen?  What the ….???

…and a closer view.

So many questions and disturbing visuals pop to mind:

  • Is this what you mean when you say, “I had a pissing match.”?
  • How does one play this game?
  • Whose job is it to clean this?
  • Maybe this is why I don’t get football?

Enlighten me.

Filed Under: All the Gossip, For Kicks Tagged With: football

Comments

  1. Rob J says

    September 19, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    Ems, how did you get that shot?

    Reply
    • Emme says

      September 19, 2010 at 7:28 pm

      Rob – I refer you to Photo 1, which clearly states ‘that you are not allowed to ask that question’.

      Men! They never listen!

      Reply
  2. @Thankasoldier says

    September 19, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    6 points if you hit the ball and 3 points if you hit one of the uprights!
    I want one! lol

    Reply
  3. Christian says

    September 19, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Its just another way people have been trying to get men to pee in the urinal vs. all over the floor, walls, etc. Make it a game, and maybe, just maybe, you won’t have an urine soaked area.
    And like all other methods, it fails miserable. What confounds me is people who put things IN the urinal and clog it up. It makes no sense that something designed for fluids ONLY, would cause someone to go “I’ll put some paper in there”.

    Reply
  4. Todd Maffin says

    September 20, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    That’s awesome!

    Reply
  5. Emme says

    September 21, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    Men are such odd ducks! The idea of making peeing a sport just doesn’t strike us gals as a sport, but rather a necessity that takes time away from whatever we need to do in the day.

    Reply
  6. Red says

    October 20, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    As Christian stated, it’s just a cleverly disguised attempt to give men something to aim at when they pee because apparently it’s impossible for them to do so with out something other than a drain to focus on. The urinal cakes that many assume are air fresheners are really just a boring version of this…. something to aim at.

    It hardly makes sense though. If you are a messy slob in the bathroom you get toys to play with while you pee? Nor is it fair. I grew up on the adage ‘If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie wipe the seatie.’ I’ve done my best. Where’s my prize in a toilet?

    Reply
    • Emme says

      November 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm

      Loving that adage Red! Want to get it monogrammed into my toilet seat cover.

      Blowing you a kiss! Does that suffice as a prize?

      Emme

      Reply

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