Good thing I’m not paranoid. Oh, and before any rumours start, I think I had the swine flu last May. This is likely just gas that won’t come out. You might want to call in the explosives unit when it starts to.
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Steven Schwartz says
maybe it is the sloth stomach flu…it is a very slow flu
Emme says
What!?! Theres a SLOTH FLU too! Oh my god, where can I get a vaccine????