The Northern Voice Moose has a PRESSing little secret. So PRESSing that it has been causing him to MULL over a now MATTed coat. I hate to see my little moose in so much distress, so I’ve decide to break the silence and get the WORD out. I know I probably shouldn’t but I really worry that if I don’t get his MATTs out then the furry little fellow’s hair will fall out. And we really can’t have a naked moose running around, especially as it is just weeks before NV Moose’s PRESSing house guest and speaker of the WORD.
Now – I tell you this in the strictest of confidence, as we wouldn’t want to cause the furry little fellow any more distress – a naked moose is never a pretty sight. So here’s the WORD – the moose’s house guest and speaker of the WORD at Northern Voice: Canada’s Blogging Conference on February 23rd is Matt Mullenweg developer of WordPress (host of yours truly’s blog – thanks Matt).
Shhh! I know you’re excited – as, if Matt is giving the keynote address then that means we get to hear all about Word Press’ dirty little secrets – woo hoo. Shhhhh! Shhhhh! Sorry having trouble controlling myself. Secrecy is of the up most importance though for two reasons. First of all, tickets are nearly sold out and if this spreads too far – they will be before you get your hot little hands on one (or I get mine on one for that matter). And secondly, we don’t want Kittyn to hear – she has a thing for brilliant, young men – and Matt is both brilliant and young – only 23!!! I know she’s a kitten and has shown no signs of becoming a full fledged cat, but we really wouldn’t want to risk the possibility of a cougar on the loose with a moose in the room. Naked cougars are possibly as concerning as a naked moose in the house. So just keep this on the down low.
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