I am not a Chipmunk, so I have to remind myself that I am not preparing to hibernate for winter. Meaning that I don’t need to be eating all the fatty foods that have been so tempting as of late and I don’t need to slow down my metabolism and activity levels for winter. After all I am a Canadian gal and I do need to be in tip top shape for a season of winter sports. I mean really gals why cuddle up on a couch when you can go for a romantic moonlight snowshoe, skate a top of a mountain, enjoy a picnic of bread, cheese and mulled wine whilst taking a jaunt on local cross-country ski trails. And in my mind this is ten times sexier (well at least more amusing) when you can skate circles around your date and ‘accidentally’ knock him into the snowbank when he is least expecting.
Combating the early stages of northern hibernation by reminding myself that I am a sexy goddess and should make myself feel as such by taking some extra special aerobic dance classes. Fortuitously coinciding with this craving to ‘bring back sexy’, my favorite ‘sexy’ dance instructor, the Glam Cat, has returned from her year long hiatus. Just not the same with anyone else, as she has me laughing so hard that I forget what a workout I am getting until I wonder why my hips are so tired afterwards. Plus she makes every woman, no matter what age, shape, size or age feel like the sexy devil that they should.
So the details for any Van City Gals that want to join me (and I believe Kittyn, a Dose of Lunacy, the Firefly & Van City’s Wild Woman):
Strutting Your Stuff with the Glam Cat
Instructor: Glam Cat (aka Caroline of JuiceBox Radio & Beauty Nights
Cost: Varies Per Class (Payment can be made by cash or cheque)
Location: A Dance Studio between False Creek & Main St (Caroline will give you the address)
Signing Up: Call or email Caroline at (778) 885-4526 or email@example.com
Classes starting this weekend (November 14th & 16th):
Strip Tease: Fridays 6-7pm (starting November 14th) $15 / class
This fun and sexy workout will whip you into shape. Over the next four Fridays, you will learn a sexy school girl styled striptease. Be prepared to sweat as you learn to take off, layer by layer down to your yoga garb. Besides your yoga garb, please bring button down shirt, skirt, tie, bra and underwear and heels to wear on top.
Wakeup Sexy: Sunday mornings 10-11am (starting November 16) $15 / class
This sexy stretch class will help strengthen your body as well as deepen your flexibility. Please bring your own yoga matt and be prepared to leave feeling refreshed, relaxed and fresh.
Future Classes: To be started as soon as we get people signed up for them.
Abs, Butt and Thigh Burlesque Blast: Sundays 11-12pm This sexy workout will strengthen your core and your the amount of saucy in your strut. Bring bras, underwear, gloves, etc
Sexy Chair Dance: Sundays 12-1pm This pussy cat dolls styled class is a combination of chair fit, fosse and so much more. This cardio class will tone and work your entire body and leave you feeling sexy and feeling like you worked your butt off.
Centre Stage: Sundays 1-2pm For advanced students only. This sexy pole dance class combines chair, burlesque and pole in the same session. Through interval training, you will get an intense workout in all that is sexy dance. Developing stage presence through this circuit class that will leave you too breathless to get nervous.
Get Ready for the Stage: Four two hour sessions with a performance at the Penthouse is TBA
And yes, gentlemen we are indeed discussing learning how to do the ‘late night ballet’. And no, you’re not invited. You’ll just have to use your imaginations to fantasize as to what goes on in these dance classes (or date me and if you are extra lucky, I may give you a reenactment).