Okay after some hissing, yowling, spitting, and scratching we have come to a compromise.
Meow – FFR here.
Hey Fuzzy ….ouch ….okay Fab Feline Royale it is then – just don’t swat my writing hands, these are what pay for your top of the market, gourmet kitty chow. Okay everyone, ‘FFR’ wants you to know that all the hissing, yowling, spitting and scratching came from Kittyn, who apparently is having issues about being told she is no longer the top cat in these parts. My official statement, however, is one of gushing pride that my fuzzy, little child is so brilliant as to learn how to type and write English. OUCH…. okay, okay ‘FFR’, I will stop gushing, but there is NO WAY I am referring to you as the Master.
So we digress, our compromise, post cat fight from the two divas – is that it is now ‘Love Letter to the gals & Goddes… OUCH…..Okay ….’Love Letters to the Goddess & gals’ …. and NO ‘FFR’, I am NOT putting ‘& gals’ in brackets.
To encourage you cats to write us cats loads of Valentines, we have a new contest announcement. Cypress Mountain has given us four passes for the Chocolate Fondue Snowshoe Tour. Thanks Cypress! Apparently Lola & ‘FFR’ don’t do snow, so Kittyn & I are giving away two dates to two lucky Vancouverites to join us this coming Saturday night – February 7th. Yes – apparently this is the only way we can get dates, we’re not dwelling on that though.
Hollyburn Lodge on Cypress Mountain
Photo by Todd Farrell
Heres how to win. Write a love letter to any of us …..OUCH….. NO I am not saying to the Goddess – your not even coming on the date .. thats to any of us – the Goddess (see I mentioned you first). Kittyn, Lola or myself by Thursday noon. We will then select our two favorite love letters to accompany us on the date. We’ll announce this by midnight Thursday.
Send your love letters to: firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com and we will post them. Alternatively you can send them via twitter, facebook or flickr (yes that means carefully selected photos will be considered love letters too).
Oh and ladies – you’re eligible too. A Dose of Lunacy? Madame Strutt? Canadian Coal Girl? You know you sexy things are just dying to go on a date with me – so get writing.
In case, you’re curious here are the details on the date you’d win:
What: Chocolate Fondue Snowshoe Tour at Cypress Mountain with Kittyn & Emme
When: Saturday February 7th, 2009 from 6:30 – 9:30 pm
Where: Cypress Mountain
From the Cypress Website: Experience a 1.5 hr snowshoe through the woods and glades of Hollyburn Plateau on your way to the warming hut. First we’ll warm up from the inside with a mug of steaming hot chocolate or spiced apple cider. Then enjoy a dessert of chocolate fondue with a variety of fruits and angel food cake; surrounded by romantic candle-light and soaking up the heat of a traditional wood-burning stove.