Okay, I received not one, but two secret admirer valentines. One from @valentwinelove that reads:
A secret admirer has just chosen you as their favorite friend at http://valentwine.com
Never bad starting the day of with a ‘secret lover’. We can all use a bit of intrigue and mystery in our lives.
The other Valentines was stuffed under my door Thursday and was signed ‘Your this Saturday Night, Savannah’. Here’s what it says:
I won’t admit to this in public, but ever since that fated day on the Ulti pitch when you lost that bet to me, I’ve secretly desired to on a date with you. Despite the fact that you didn’t completely fulfill the bet requirements – pull down your shorts and run a lap of the field – you did, unlike the other gals on your team, pull down your shorts and dance in circle. Hot, damn hot! And bloody hilarious! So yes, I’m imagining a date with you would be one wild night and I want my name in that competition and you know I always win competitions I enter. Besides I’ve always wanted to do the Chocolate Fondue Snowshoe Tour at Cypress.
Yours this Saturday night,
Despite not knowing a ‘Savannah’, I can be fairly certain from the words above of whom this contestant might be. Cheeky monkey!!!