In case you haven’t heard, I’m slated to be auctioned off on Monday night by an ex-madam at Crime Pays (or at least a date with me is to be auctioned off).
Haven’t heard of Crime Pays? Well it is THE event to be at in Van City on Monday evening, March 16th. Here are the details:
Photo by Paul
Who: The Shebeen Club and the Federation of BC Writers
What: a wicked good fundraiser for the Fed
When: Monday, March 16th, 6-9pm
Where: The Vancouver Police Museum, 240 East Cordova Street, Vancouver
Why: it would be criminal to miss this party!
Wanted: YOU!
Come help the Fed celebrate 32 years of getting away with murder. Whether infiltrating schools, divvying up swag, or distributing subversive publications, the Federation of BC Writers has been operating unchecked in our province for decades.
Do you enjoy the vicarious thrill of rubbing shoulder pads with the Lost Literati of the Wild West surrounded by all manner of murder and mayhem in the cozy confines of the police museum? Do you have what it takes to make your bones as a Fed member? There’s only one way to find out! Come out to the party and make us an offer we can’t refuse.
Admission: $20 donation includes a drink and appetizers. Click here to register. If you won’t be attending, but would like to support the Fed with a donation, click here to donate via the raincoaster media Paypal.
It’s shaping up to be quite the night with a dress code that includes trench coats and fedoras, deerstalkers and capes, jail house stripes, uniforms, Bond Villain suits or femme fatal slink wear. Am rather sad that I’m out of town and missing the night, but expecting you cats to have a grand old time without me. I am just begging you all to please, please bid on me. Desperately hoping to go for more than $10.
Oh and a huge thank you to Lorraine Murphy for organizing this fabulous night!
Kisses,
Emme xoxo
PS A few other sexy beasts that I also know are up for auction (so get your cheque book out and warm up your waving arm):
- Raul Pacheco, hummingbird604
- Chris Matheison of the Vancouver Police Museum
- the JuiceBox Gals, Caroline MacGillivray & Julia Saunders
- Kris Krug of Raincity & Static Photography
- April Smith of AHA Media & Fearless City
- Irwin Oostindie of W2 & Fearless City
- Jules Morgan (don’t know this person, so am trying to ascertain whether or not they come with a ‘hot’ English accent)
- Terra aka Zoeyjane
Emme says
That’s right Raul. You are!! You being auctioned is one of the many reasons I am sad to be missing the night. Was all set to do some hooting and hollering while you strutted your way across the stage.
Do you know whom else is being auctioned?
I know Chris Mathieson & the Juice Box Gals are also up for auction, but am not sure who else.
raincoaster says
Not only that, but Kris Krug, Irwin Oostindie, April Smith, and Jules Morgan are being auctioned.
Raul says
I’m being auctioned too! 🙂
Emme says
Perfect! Thanks Lorraine!
Adding them as we speak.
Zoeyjane says
Aw. I’ll be pouting that you’ll be out of town for the event. I’m sure you’ll garner tons of bids!
Emme says
Thanks Terra!
I do hope so and am rather loving Tris for ensuring that I went for more than $10.
Will miss you tonight too! Have a blast!
Emme