Can’t believe I need to explain this to you all, but then again, two-leggers have never been known for their intelligence.
If you can’t listen to me, the superior being, then take a page out of the book of one of the World’s most meowed about museums, the Museum of Egyptian Antiquities.
Cats are Goddesses. Now hurry up and give my ear a scratch and get me some treats. Run along now … I don’t like waiting!
Shows how different we are the world over. Here we call your two leggers, Longlegs and refer to ourselves (as we should) as Superiors. One thing we agree on though is that they’re not known for being overly bright bless them.
I’m Oscar, boss of two Longlegs and their ever increasing stock of rodents. Don’t know why, but there’s no fathoming their reasoning anyway.
I dear me! Fuzzies isn’t the only cat that types. Heaven help the world! This can only mean dangerous things.