Damn kid! Now I can’t have my yearly temper tantrum over the present opening tonight. … Or to clarify, I can’t have it without feeling extra guilty after this.
At least I can scoff at the fact that she doesn’t know that Santa is actually a black woman or that she clearly plays with both Malibu Barbie and G.I. Joe. Those are so passe. They weren’t even cool when I was her age. Return of the Jedi baby! At least that was all the rage when I was 10 (and clearly I’m a trend setter). Blame it on the genes and the uncle, she is a Leiren-Young after all. Poor kid!