Oh my god!!! This totally could be my life! Hilarious when it's not actually me. [youtube kum7DoFQDN8] I feel it important to state here, that I have never, NEVER 'pooped' my pants. … [Read more...]
On the Auctioning Block
In case you haven't heard, I'm slated to be auctioned off on Monday night by an ex-madam at Crime Pays (or at least a date with me is to be auctioned off). Haven't heard of Crime Pays? Well it is THE event to be at in Van City on Monday evening, March 16th. Here are the … [Read more...]
The Chocolatey Snowshoe Verdict
Photo by Paul Moody Not an easy thing to do to decide on the perfect dates for Kittyn and I for tonight for our delightfully romantic winter date to Cypress Mountain. I've wanted to go on the Chocolate Fondue Snowshoe Tour for so many years now that this is not a decision to be … [Read more...]
A Valentine from the UK
Photo by rofanator I do love a man with a British accent. Sadly this one is a little too far away to join me for a romantic date on Cypress, but he did facebook me a few delightful words: I love your photos Emme. Mystery girl. The sort a guy can dream about. Hope you have a … [Read more...]
Not Such a Sexy Date
Only I would agree to go on a date with a guy that I'd only ever kissed before to Taboo, an annual Van City Sex Show. Not my suggestion or pick for a date, but have to admit I was very curious as I'd never been. And then theres the side of me who seems to be living the silly … [Read more...]
