Meowrrr ... after a most enjoyable cat nap, I'm back! Somebody needs to be managing the two-leggers around here afterall. What inspired my return? Roamancing's recent adventures in Egypt. Erica follows instructions much better than Emme, and being as she was in a land that … [Read more...]
An Official Warning to Canine-Smelling Intruder
It has been an odious morning. An incident occurred, one which I hope will be the last of its kind considering its depravity. I am loath to speak of of such perversion! But in case such behaviour is considered "normal" amongst two-leggers (and let's face it, their breed has … [Read more...]
FFR’s Wiley Weekly Word: Hankering
I know I haven't been instilling feline wisdom in you for a few weeks, but I was in a bit of a spat with my two-legger. SHE went to see Beams and his two-legger without me. The nerve!!!! Does she not know ... Okay I'm stopping myself, because I'm above that. In fact, I've … [Read more...]
FFR’s Wiley Weekly Word: Cacophony
This week's word: Cacophony Cacophony: A mix of sounds so horrendous that they cause us felines to yowl and hide. 'Some two-leggers think that the feline mating ritual causes a cacophony. Admittedly, I do know a few Tom Cats that are quite boisterous in their singing, but … [Read more...]
FFR’s Wiley Weekly Word: Beldam
This week's word: Beldam Beldam: Ancient two-legger of the female persuasion that hopefully has a good personality, as she is hard on the eyes. 'I find it amusing to call my two-legger a beldam, not because she is ugly (she's actually rather beautiful to me both inside and … [Read more...]
