Griswald Family Vacations with Teddy: Renewing My Appreciation for Sarah Silverman and Masturbation

Blackened Pork Chops Saskatchewan-style

Teddy poising with one of our blackened pork chops Saskatchewan-style!

 

Some of you that were following along on twitter, G+ or facebook last night might have been wondering, “What the FU#%$^@#$@#!???”  Well, you see I was and I am enjoying a long overdue Griswald Family Vacation with Teddy in Saskatchewan, and as is generally the case when Teddy and I travel together, after our blackened chicken (& pork chops) Saskatchewan-style, the conversation moved on to more worldly topics …

“So Sarah Silverman just came out with this rap on masterbation … so yeah, what was my point???”

 

“Ok, I don’t remember my point on the Sarah Silverman masterbation rap video, only that it was a touchy subject.”

Curious, this led to a search for ‘Sarah Silverman mastribation’ on youtube and the inevitable debate, which after a glass or two of wine, we had online as to whether mastribation was spelled ‘mastribate’ or ‘masterbate’. Luckily for us, the act of mastribating has never required a licensing test, as as we discover we were both wrong, it’s MASTURBATE.

So the video …

 

 

… seems we didn’t need to know how to spell masturbate to find that either, only ‘Sarah Silverman Perfect Nights’. Rather apropos for our perfect night!

A Van Sexy Date Pick: Never Shoot A Stampede Queen

Never Shoot a Stampede Queen on the front page of the Vancouver Sun.

Mark Leiren-Young holding up a copy of The Vancouver Sun, featuring his play Never Shoot a Stampede Queen on the front page! Way to go Mark!

I feel pretty fortunate to have met some gosh darn cool, interesting and talented people in my life, many of whom I am happy to call friends.  And you know I find nothing sexier than an interesting and creative mind, attached to a big heart. One such sexy beast in my life is Mark Leiren Young, whom if you have been following the arts media in Vancouver as of late, you’ll know has been up to some pretty cool things.  You see Mark has just released his latest memoir, Free Magic Secrets Revealed, on his late teens (more on that later, as I only just began titillating the synapses with it earlier on this flight – yes, I am writing this from several thousand feet above the Earth) and had the play based on his first memoir, Never Shoot a Stampede Queen hit the Granville Island Stage at the Arts Club this past week!

I have been fortunate to attend the play (about Mark’s experience writing for a small town paper in Williams Lake in his early 20s) on a couple of occasions, along with a couple of the post-Show Talk Backs, each of which have been a different experience, and have allowed me to take in different things.  Now I imagine this play is a very different experience for everyone that sees it, depending on their relationship with the content – whether seeing it:

  • with fresh, green eyes,
  • as a fan of the book,
  • having lived in Williams Lake,
  • having lived in another small town,
  • having worked as a reporter,
  • knowing Mark,
  • being a fan of Zach’s (the one man show – and star of the Buddy Holly Story) … etc.

You get a little nibble of these different perspectives during the Talk Backs, which I find most interesting, as they are always so very different, depending on that night’s audience’s connection to the story … always bringing out new stories from Mark, TJ Dawe (the director & dramaturge) and Zach Stevenson.

 

Mark Leiren-Young and Zachary Stevenson of Never Shoot a Stampede Queen

A #StampedeQueen Talk Back with Mark and Zach.

 

For me, I watched with the perspective of a close friend and one time housemate of Mark’s, and as a fan of the novel, Never Shoot a Stampede Queen. I laughed as saw so many little Mark-ism that TJ and Zach had put into their portrayal of this much younger version of the Mark I know and love, from the black jeans, to his slightly awkward and adorable mannerism around women he finds attractive, to nerding to his comic book icons (something that I think only Mark would do in a red neck town, like Williams Lake) to his extreme coke obsession.  I still remember coming downstairs to the living room, after Mark had pulled one of his many late nighters on a deadline, to find the couch cushions stuffed with his coke empties and junk food bags.  I was fascinated to see how TJ had dramaturged the story to better suit it to the stage, and like any good Canadian that has wandered from the city to the wilder side of our country, I smiled knowingly at the array of characters, both in how Mark perceived them and in how they perceived Mark.  Fondly remember a few such small town British Columbia days in my past.

So needless to say I enjoyed the story each time. Zach’s performance, however, was much better on my second visit to the play.  You see I first saw it on Opening Night, when the technical crew botched the sound effects, throwing Zach’s performance off, and understandably so. Ironic, given the content of Mark’s latest memoir, although it might still be too early for that chuckle. When I finally saw Zach play the role, of not only Mark, but at least 10 other characters, and transition from each so effortlessly and believably, I saw why this man has such a fan following.  He was brilliant, and as a one man show made this production way more enjoyable then watching 10 other actors on stage with him, although there certainly were 10 other characters on stage with him.  Bravo Zach!

 

Zachary Stevenson in Never Shoot a Stampede Queen

#StampedeQueen Zachary Stevenson

 

So do I recommend you catch Never Shoot a Stampede before it closes in Vancouver on May 25th, 2013?  Absolutely – it is a must see this week.  Witty, charming and cleverly done.  Am I saying this because Mark is a good friend of mine?  I don’t think so, as I honestly enjoyed the play and talk backs more and more with each subsequent time I attended, and started to appreciate all the brilliance that TJ and Zach had put into it, making it their own too, aside from simply relishing in the moments that a friend can’t help but laugh at.

Catch Never Shoot a Stampede Queen on the Granville Island Stage at the Arts Club now until May 25th, 2013.  You can get your tickets at this link and learn more about the play and novel at this link.

Enjoy!

Win Vancouver Tickets to Never Shoot A Stampede Queen

I don’t know how many of you remember this man from our #ReadingIsSexy Calendar

 

Mark Leiren-Young and Emme Rogers for Reading is Sexy

Anyone know this sexy reader?

 

His name is Mark Leiren-Young, and the book he is reading is his second novel, Green Chain.  He has just released a new novel, Free Magic Secrets Revealed, but I am not here to discuss either of those books today, but rather his first novel, Never Shoot A Stampede Queen.  I don’t know if you’ve read it, but if not, do.  It’s terribly funny, and even won a Leacock Medal for humour.

I am all charged up about Never Shoot a Stampede Queen, because Mark is also a playwright, and has recently turned this book into a play … a play which is premiering in Vancouver this week!  Looking forward to seeing it, as I love the novel!

Zachary Stevenson in Never Shoot a Stampede Queen

Zachary Stevenson in Never Shoot a Stampede Queen

Mark has kindly given me a pair of tickets to the Show to giveaway to one lucky reader here.  Before I give them away I will share the playbill on the Show first:

Zachary Stevenson (the Arts Club’s Buddy Holly) stars in the stage adaptation of Mark Leiren-Young’s Never Shoot A Stampede Queen — winner of the Leacock Medal for humour. This all-new solo show follows the adventures of a big city (Vancouver) boy who arrives in the crime capital of BC (Williams Lake) and discovers stranger news, quirkier characters, and better friends than he ever could have imagined. Directed and dramaturged by TJ Dawe (hot off his acclaimed solo show Medicine), and adapted for the stage by Leiren-Young (known to Arts Club audiences for Easy Money and The Year in Revue). For more info visit http://stampedequeen.ca/.

So … !!!  Here’s how to win the pair of tickets to the Preview Night in Vancouver, Thursday May 9th, 2013 at 8 pm on the Granville Island Stage:

To enter to win, simply comment below with a small town moment you’ve experienced, by Tuesday May 7th at 9:30 am. I will randomly pull the name of a winner from the entries Tuesday morning, May 7th.

For a second, third and fourth entry into the contest, share this contest on twitter, facebook, and google+ by sharing something like:

Win tickets to Thursday’s Preview of #StampedeQueen in #Vancouver from @EmmeRogers  ~ http://ht.ly/kKFLG

Main thing for the social media entries to be valid, you must hashtag #StampedeQueen, include the link to this post, and use my handle to link me into the conversation (so that I see your entry).

Looking forward to your responses!  This should be a fun Show!

Kisses,

Emme  xoxo

PS And if you don’t win our tickets, you can still catch the Show on the Granville Island Stage from May 9th – 25th.  I’ll be sure to tell you all about it, as soon as I see it.

Feeling Inspired by #WheelVoices Luisa’s #OneStory

After the past few weeks, I have to say, I am blessed with some pretty cool people and experiences in my life.  I was reminded of that this past weekend, when I attended the Realwheels #WheelVoices Rehearsal with Erica Hargreave.

 

Realwheels #WheelVoices Dancers Rehearsing

Love watching the Realwheels #WheelVoices dancers rehearsing!

 

Realwheels is a theatre production company, focused on producing Shows that deepens the audience’s understanding of the disability experience.  Currently they are working on #WheelVoices, which is a multimedia theatrical performance, in which a number of artists with disabilities are sharing tales from their lives, through story, rap, song, poetry, and dance.  The two performances are on Saturday May 11th, 2013, and there are still a few tickets left, if anyone wishes to attend.  I have to say, being invited to observe the process has been pretty incredible.  We’ve loved getting to know the talented artists.

 

Luisa Bridgman

#WheelVoice’s Storyteller Luisa Bridgman

Realizing that through the #WheelVoices performance we were only capturing a small glimpse of these artists’ stories, we wanted more.  So with the release of our friends, Katrina German and Dale Zak‘s, new app, One Story, we went armed with our smartphones to this past weekends rehearsal to capture more of the story from the #WheelVoices participants.

 

 

One Story is a smartphone app designed to create mini-docs that allow people to share their personal stories.  When we asked Luisa Bridgman if she would like to do a #OneStory interview with us, we would have never guessed in our wildest dreams, the story she was about to tell us.

 

 

And here is the evidence of her tale …

 

 

So very inspiring!  Thanks Luisa!

So, what’s your story?

Kisses,

Emme   xoxo

Luxuriating in a Staycation at Four Seasons Seattle

For those of you that know me well, you’ll know that I am not really a staycation type – Brie is, as you can see from her latest adventure on Roamancing, but I’m not.  I am a get out and explore, preferably on foot type. Or at least I was until 2 weekends ago, when I enjoyed the most relaxing girl’s getaway with Jen Pollack Bianco and Erica Hargreave at the Four Seasons Seattle.

 

Walking up to the Four Seasons Seattle

Approaching our luxurious home for the weekend, at the Four Seasons Seattle.

 

Now Seattle has a tonne of interesting things to do and see, but this getaway was a chance for us to catch up and thoroughly unwind, as we’d all had a couple of months high in stress and work, and poor Jen was sporting a walking cast.  So rather than spending the weekend racing all over Seattle, we decided to enjoy the hotel and our time together, aside from a Gourmet Seattle Tour with Savor Seattle, that I will tell you more about either here or on Roamancing, and you can read about on My Life’s a Trip.  The funny part of this was we were not alone, we met a number of other Four Seasons Seattle weekenders in the rooftop hot tub, staycationing for the weekend (most of them from Seattle).  Now I have to say that says a lot about a hotel, when it is where the locals go for a mini-break without even leaving town.

 

Fireside on the Four Seasons Seattle Rooftop

Mingling with locals over beverages, a warm fire, a swim and the hot tub on the Four Seasons Seattle Rooftop.

 

I am no slouch when it comes having experienced some high end hotels around the world, thanks to having often accompanied my Dad (in my early years) and Erica (more recently) on trips where they were speaking.  So while, I have slept in my share of motels, while doing quick jaunts across the country and simply needing a shower and a save place  to crash for the night after 12 + hours of driving, I also know what to expect from a high end hotel. The Four Seasons Seattle did not disappoint, and as I discovered in my trips to the hot tub, travelers become addicts of the Four Seasons, and I can certainly understand why.

 

Fireside in the Four Seasons Seattle lobby.

At home, chatting in comfort, fireside in the Four Seasons Seattle lobby.

 

So what exactly did we enjoy about our staycation at the Four Seasons Seattle?  Oh let me count the ways …

The fact that we got to enjoy the local art and culture of Seattle without leaving the hotel!

 

Four Seasons Seattle features local artists.

Enjoying one of the many pictures by local Northwest artists, featured throughout the hotel.

 

Yes, I know we were just across the road from the Seattle Art Museum, but as I previously mentioned, we were luxuriating in just spending time together, and not rushing off to see things.

 

Seattle Art Museum digital art display.

Jen taking a picture of SAM’s new digital arts display.

 

Erica could nerd out on nature’s art throughout the Four Season’s Seattle, as the natural stone from local mountains in the walls, include beautiful dendrites.

 

dendrites and local art

Notice the dendrites in the beautiful stonework, complimenting the artwork of local artists.

 

Art Restaurant (which we will be writing more about, and you can read a tease on from Jen) delightfully tantalized us with scrumptious and creative taste buds tempters from the Northwest and Seattle’s local foodie scene.

 

ART features the local food and flavours of the Northwest

Loving the local flavours of ART.

 

We were pampered in the lap of tranquility at the Spa with their signature facials. (more to come on this from Erica on Roamancing and read up on Jen’s Spa Experience here)

 

Spa at the Four Seasons Seattle

*sigh* Just feel the tranquility.

 

Enjoyed the welcoming and knowledge staff, who seem to love their jobs, and all had a story to tell that added a personal and memorable touch to our experience and the knowledge they imparted to us.

 

Hostess at the Four Seasons Seattle ART

The lovely hostess at ART!

 

All the extra personal touches, from knowing our names when they greeted us, the biscotti with our morning lattes, the bottle of water at our bedside each night, to delivering drinks to us in plastic tumblers right to the hot tub.

 

Bloody Mary in the Four Seasons Seattle rooftop hot tub

Kicking myself for not getting a better picture of the dreamy gentleman that delivered these bloody marys to us in the hot tub.

 

My bathroom (yes, mine – stay out Erica and Jen) of relaxing bliss!

 

Four Seasons Seattle Bathroom

Love bathrooms with a nice big soaker tub, comfy robes and a walk-in shower.

 

Our rooftop playground, with a heated pool, fire pit and hot tub.

 

Rooftop Pool at Four Seasons Seattle

Lucy Duck enjoying a splash in the rooftop pool at the Four Seasons Seattle.

 

And if we really wanted to stray out to explore Seattle, it was all right there on our doorstep – from Seattle Art Museum, to Pike Place Market (and Beecher’s Handmade Cheese), to the Gourmet Seattle Savor Seattle Tour we took.  Oh and we can’t forget Fran’s Chocolate (although I’m trying to tell my taste buds to, as it is such a wicked temptress).

 

Pike Place Market

Exploring the market at Pike Place.

 

Okay, I think now is the time to bid you adieu, so I can hit the sack, and blissfully dream my way back into my luxuriously comfortable Four Seasons Seattle bed!

 

Goodnights Sleep in a Four Seasons Seattle Bed

Such a luxuriously comfortable sleep!

 

Kisses,

Emme xoxo

PS. In Full DisclosureAs always, the opinions and thoughts shared here are our own and honest ones. We are bought out by no one. In the spirit of disclosure, it should be noted that on this trip, we were guests of the Four Seasons Seattle and our hotel room and spa visit were complimentary.